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missturbation -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:34:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

It is widely known British parrots are ferocious and serial masturbators. On a clear day you will see thousands of parrots in a line on the white cliffs of Dover having a big, furious, communal wank. I'm yet to see an American parrot so can't say what your types do over there.


Sweetie the birds on the white cliffs of dover are seagulls *tuts*
Back to bird school for you [:D]




pahunkboy -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:34:26 PM)

i heard about monkeys- and i know dogs can hump.

the poster who gave hints on telling the sex was informitive- ty




NorthernGent -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:34:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FullCircle

They need a mirror for it I'm told


Posers. Why can't they just have a normal wank like other parrots?




NorthernGent -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 2:59:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

It is widely known British parrots are ferocious and serial masturbators. On a clear day you will see thousands of parrots in a line on the white cliffs of Dover having a big, furious, communal wank. I'm yet to see an American parrot so can't say what your types do over there.


Sweetie the birds on the white cliffs of dover are seagulls *tuts*
Back to bird school for you [:D]


Are they? Well what the fuck are they doing dressed up as parrots then? Too much time on their hands these seagulls.





missturbation -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 3:01:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

It is widely known British parrots are ferocious and serial masturbators. On a clear day you will see thousands of parrots in a line on the white cliffs of Dover having a big, furious, communal wank. I'm yet to see an American parrot so can't say what your types do over there.


Sweetie the birds on the white cliffs of dover are seagulls *tuts*
Back to bird school for you [:D]


Are they? Well what the fuck are they doing dressed up as parrots then? Too much time on their hands these seagulls.




well they cant masturbate so they have to do something for goodness sake lol [:D] 




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 3:06:36 PM)

i dunno how helpful this is, but giv'er a go.

http://experts.about.com/q/Parrots-1638/parrots-masturbate.htm




Petruchio -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 6:19:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

i dunno how helpful this is, but giv'er a go.

http://experts.about.com/q/Parrots-1638/parrots-masturbate.htm



Yeah, Kyttyn, that's the frottage I was talking about.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/21/2006 10:04:09 PM)

Are we discussing birds in here without me???? *sniffle*

As Petruchio said, parrots don't masturbate per se, but they will "mate" with their toys, perches, hell even your hand if you are seriously unlucky. The bird perched on my head used to try to throw up for me all the time. (That means "I love you" in bird talk.) I don't go in much for interspecies dating so I got him a fuzzy "Birdy Buddy" to go in his cage. I was forgotten within a week and later had to spend a good amount of time hand washing a square of blue fuzzy material. *sigh*

I've found the only reliable way to sex a parrot is through DNA. You can send one of their feathers to any of a myriad of companies that will use the DNA to tell you if you've got a boy or a girl. Of course you shouldnt need that if you have a species like a parakeet (where the ceres is a different color for each sex) or an eclectus (where the two sexes are completely different colors).

Yeah. I like birds. So what?





Petruchio -> RE: Do parrots masterbate? if so how? (12/22/2006 9:55:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

I don't go in much for interspecies dating...


You're definitely in the wrong web site, lady. (laughing)

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I've found the only reliable way to sex a parrot is through DNA. You can send one of their feathers to any of a myriad of companies that will use the DNA to tell you if you've got a boy or a girl. Of course you shouldnt need that if you have a species like a parakeet (where the ceres is a different color for each sex) or an eclectus (where the two sexes are completely different colors).



That's a great suggestion, Lorelei.




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