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I lost my Cooter ! - 2/20/2005 3:39:07 PM

Somnovi

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So I take the cooter out for some exercise and without fail I turn around for not even five secounds and the darn thing is gone. How the hell do you loose a cooter? Well thats what my Master always asks me when I take it out and give him a call because I need help relocating my cooter. Well. . . . . . the other day my Master had a brilliant idea. No he was not gonna loose this cooter nah ah. So out comes the cooter and he decides in his infinate wisdom (just so you know I just got my ass smacked for that one) that he is going to have the "pussy's" watch the cooter.

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Dramatic paws......

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This is obviously a fool proof plan for loosing the cooter and I wish him luck. Now its time for my nap. Half an hour later what do I hear? "Where the fucks my cooter?" Good question.

How the hell do you loose a six inch cooter in a small apartment? Aparently the pussy's grew bored and decided they were going to take a nap as well. So now we have a cooter running around the castle with wild abandonment and free range of the place! I know what you're all thinking now but, believe me cooter proofing an apartment is much harder than you would beleive. Doors, closets, corners, dirty laundry, crevaces, cabinets, book cases, dressers, desks, knooks and crannies, plants, fish tanks, animal cages, tool boxes, under refridgerator, under the oven, you name it the cooter is no where to be found. Final after an hour of searching with a flash light we find the cooter napping under the trash bin (the kind you step on with the lid that opens) in the kitchen.... There is a little alcove space under it in the back just perfect for said cooter to take a nap. So what do we do the next day? Take my cooter out for a bit of exercise. And what do we manage to do despite the pussy's and two 'responsible' adults supervising after learning our lesson the day before?????

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WE LOST ANOTHER COOTER!

We later found it sleeping under the computer desk, (even though we checked there before) but, it crawled there during our search of the rest of the apartment.

We found it again eventualy.

LOL...

SO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR COOTERS !

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RE: I lost my Cooter ! - 2/20/2005 4:41:18 PM

siamsa24

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The funniest part is that I am very familiar with the animal that you were refering to and it took me about 5 minutes to figure out that it was a play on words.
Score one for the nerds!

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RE: I lost my Cooter ! - 2/20/2005 5:27:40 PM

MadameDahlia

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I don't think I've got cooters... but I do know we've got about eight red eared sliders in a pond out in the back.

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