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pixelslave -> RE: Full Toilet (12/24/2006 2:25:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

would it be OK if your mistress ate three curries and drank five pints of real ale the night before?

just askin

E


If you're asking the OP, I don't think he'd have minded at all, but I think he's since been convinced of the errors in the logic of his thinking.  Or were you considering taking him on?? [8|]  

If I'm not mistaken, recognize also that I don't know if he'd understand that getting "pissed on" means something entirely different in the UK than it does here in the US. [:D]

- pixel




LadyEllen -> RE: Full Toilet (12/24/2006 6:10:14 AM)

ahhh, no Pixel - it all depends on which preposition one uses;

pissed up - very drunk, also in "a piss up", meaning a heavy drinking session, also "pissed as a rat" for some reason, and "on the piss", indicating an excursion to usually several hostelries (a pub crawl with the express intention of getting pissed up). Also found in the saying "couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery". Can be shortened to simply pissed.
pissed on - much what it says, including the euphemistic meaning of ruined or scorned
pissed off - same as the US
piss off - similar to fxxk off, maybe less offensive and thus in decline
piss about - mess around, also piss around
pissing - literally urinating, but also used for complaining/moaning/whining as in the US

Hope that helps. You Americans will speak proper English one day, I promise.

E




pixelslave -> RE: Full Toilet (12/24/2006 7:46:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

ahhh, no Pixel - it all depends on which preposition one uses;



From the several trips I've made to the UK over the years, I knew there were several variations related to getting "pissed", the most common of which that I was familiar with was related to getting inebriated in a pub.  Thank you for the clarification. [:)]

- pixel




AquaticSub -> RE: Full Toilet (12/24/2006 9:56:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

ahhh, no Pixel - it all depends on which preposition one uses;

pissed up - very drunk, also in "a piss up", meaning a heavy drinking session, also "pissed as a rat" for some reason, and "on the piss", indicating an excursion to usually several hostelries (a pub crawl with the express intention of getting pissed up). Also found in the saying "couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery". Can be shortened to simply pissed.
pissed on - much what it says, including the euphemistic meaning of ruined or scorned
pissed off - same as the US
piss off - similar to fxxk off, maybe less offensive and thus in decline
piss about - mess around, also piss around
pissing - literally urinating, but also used for complaining/moaning/whining as in the US

Hope that helps. You Americans will speak proper English one day, I promise.

E





Whoa... can I save this as a translation guide in case I ever get to go to England? That I know if I'm insulted, if somebody wants to go get drunk or just mess around. 




devin6 -> RE: Full Toilet (12/24/2006 11:49:30 AM)

wow thats a pretty intense topic but i have to agree with the other writers on being real. what you seek is something you may come to realize you dont want for a life time . dont get me wrong i think total submission is great and it is a act of true submission as well as maybe a kind of kink . but keep it real i dont think there is a Mistress out there that could make me feel at home with the promise of serving as a full toilet for the rest of my life .......




DiannaVesta -> RE: Full Toilet (12/24/2006 12:10:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

to answer some questions, yes i have been doing full toilet for 20 years or more, i don't gag or vomit like some, after awhile you become quite good or at least used to it. No i would not offer some kind of support, if you are serving as a full toilet every day soon your health will fade and you will die, i guess you could call it suicide by Dom, or being shit to death.Yeah, i suspect that somewhere out there ,there is a Mistress thats more into this kink then she is interested in me as a bank , who's only mission in life is to get her rich. Well that about answers most of your questions.



That’s some serious shit.... lol- no pun intended. This is a perfect example when fantasy exceeds reality. We call these guys trolls because he's totally living in his fantasy using all of you to procure his obsession.
  Its like the guy that emails you with some long ass story about the mistress he served and then she died in a fatal car accident. How many of you got that one? lol




subvlad -> RE: Full Toilet (12/25/2006 11:19:44 AM)

i work and still want to be a toilet,, got to work and then right when i get home its to be strapped down in the toilet box and stayed there til the alarm goes off and unstrapped,, and payday hand my paycheck over,, does that make me a troll,, im not dogging no one but just cause someone has a toilet fetish doesnt mean there trolls,, i dont call all thease dog fuckers trolls,, that is just as twisted as toilet slavery if not worse for aids reasons,,  but Maam im not trying to argue but ive been called a troll and all it is to me is a five letter word that doesnt mean jack to me cause i know im real and can make the 2 lifes work together, but as far as the original post, sure its my fantasy dude to be a toilet in a house to but you have to bring in income even if its a part time 20 hr a week job, then when you get to your owners home they will place you down,, think of the humiliation you would get if your Mistress decided to make friends with some of your co workers and lets your secret out that your Her toilet at home and then She tells you that you would have to obay Your female co workers,, hmmm think about it




cloudboy -> RE: Full Toilet (1/2/2007 2:21:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

i probably won't get much feedback on this topic, but there seems to be no Fem Dom's here into severe whipping and full toilet. i just want to be a toilet, no rights, permanantly owned, till my final demise. i will sign any kind of slave contract or release form.


My suggestion is that you write to scatlady.




sunnydays -> RE: Full Toilet (1/2/2007 3:16:36 PM)

the OP said he has been doing this for 20years.. here is my problem with this info.. if ( by his own omission) you get sick and die quickly then this suggests that he is already dead....so wanting to serve someone ( presumably he is a ghost that can turn on a computer) she is going to have to clean up her own mess cause it will land on the floor...ghosts being able to eat etc...but i guess that gets rid of the income question..ghosts cant work unless there is some kind of spook agency out there that hires spirits to old building for parties to scare the crap out of the guests....but then again.. if he did that he would be making money there as well..lol

just a thought

sunny




toylet -> RE: Full Toilet (3/28/2007 11:07:47 PM)

i just read this post.  Bud is for real, as shocking as that may be for most readers here.  i wrestled with that same demon, but i came to a different concluson.

Assuming Bud is still around to answer, i would be interested in how he came to embrace permanent and exclusive toilet to be his ideal destiny.




pantysniffer777 -> RE: Full Toilet (4/3/2007 3:58:21 PM)

notning wrong withbeing a toilet if thats u want u want u deserve what u get




Aswad -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 12:30:09 AM)

I'm thinking the OP isn't hanging around here anymore.




Red82 -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 1:31:28 AM)

I think I am nominating the OP for "Most fantasy based desire created by a lunitic" award.




murdoch -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 5:26:28 AM)

I think what he needs is a dose of reality, and this post may have given him a teensy bit of just that. A bdsm relationship is not just about your interests and perversions, although a few of us wish it were, hell, even I wish that - just as a vanilla relationship is not just all about sex (most of the time).
I wonder how he's been fulfilling his fantasies in the past, with whom and if she's available.




mnottertail -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 8:48:03 AM)

The thing that bothers me, and I can't get my mind around is:

How do you flush a human?  Do you gotta go and get their stomach pumped every two years like a septic tank?  Where is the handle? Does Home Depot carry parts? Who cleans up the splatter?  Can you just Lysol the shit out of 'em after a night of bean burritos and Jose Cuervo?

Will those quicker picker upper toilet brushes fit in their orifice?

Ron(ne) 




DiannaVesta -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 9:28:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

The thing that bothers me, and I can't get my mind around is:

How do you flush a human?  Do you gotta go and get their stomach pumped every two years like a septic tank?  Where is the handle? Does Home Depot carry parts? Who cleans up the splatter?  Can you just Lysol the shit out of 'em after a night of bean burritos and Jose Cuervo?

Will those quicker picker upper toilet brushes fit in their orifice?

Ron(ne) 



OMG that's funny. I spit my drink all over my keyboard.




mnottertail -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 9:44:16 AM)

Dearest DiannaVesta,

I have been meaning to ask you, (and this is rather topical, it deals with nature)
Some time ago you were investigating how to heat greenhouses.....how did that go?
Did you do anything along the lines of installing greenhouses and heat?

Ron(ne)




Aswad -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 2:48:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Red82

I think I am nominating the OP for "Most fantasy based desire created by a lunitic" award.


I think I might nominate Armin Meiwes as a better candidate for that award. Do I win?

Of course, he lived his desire, so that might get him disqualified as a lunatic, I dunno.

Maybe the OP hooked up with someone in that scene; who knows...




Aswad -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 2:53:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: murdoch

I think what he needs is a dose of reality, and this post may have given him a teensy bit of just that. A bdsm relationship is not just about your interests and perversions, although a few of us wish it were, hell, even I wish that - just as a vanilla relationship is not just all about sex (most of the time).


Perhaps a reciprocal BDSM relationship is not what he wanted?

It certainly seemed as if he was talking about one thing (a choice generally regarded by the BDSM crowd in much the same way as vanilla people regard BDSM), while people here were talking about another thing, and trying to fit his square peg into their triangular hole.

quote:

I wonder how he's been fulfilling his fantasies in the past, with whom and if she's available.


There's a lot of other scenes out there that aren't accepted parts of the BDSM scene.

Search around. You may yet be surprised. Some were surprised to learn that Meiwes found his "date" through a public forum, for instance; by his estimate, there were about 800 people sharing his kink in Germany. Get involved in enough places, you may even find the ones that Google doesn't turn up.

If someone can imagine it, there's someone out there doing it. Usually a community for them as well.




mnottertail -> RE: Full Toilet (6/9/2007 6:03:59 PM)

realistically?  I think he could have some needs met, I don't think there exists a dominant woman (let's call them Masters, shall we) that would forever deny a good boy his due, and would time to time on memorable occasions, nurture and give of themselves this way.  But this demanding thing, this feeling thing that your life is an Eljer or some shit has got to stop boys.

At some time the garbage needs out, and entertaining needs done, and painting and living and day to day affairs, and very few dominants are up to the task of asking a toilet to remember flowers tonight................

You boys think about it, you got time---------everyone else is searching for a handle. It is not as if it is undoable, but frankly, it is rather unseemly. Can you imagine my embarrassment the first time I went into home depot and  asked the little 17 year old whiz there what was the best suction that could be gained to flush a toilet in the area where I lived?  My little shit breather said, 'A Flapper'!!! and god rest his little piss guzzling soul, I thought, BUT YOU LEAK.

Ron(ne)





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