undergroundsea
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Joined: 6/27/2004 From: Austin, TX Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: kywildcat Who better to serve a Mistress than a Knight ? Most men walk up to a domme and say something about a being a worthless worm. I use a different approach. I go up to a domme and use the statement above. And while she is still scratching her head or looking at her friend with a puzzled expression, I begin to serinade her with some Peter Cetera. And the magic comes through when I get to the following part of the song: ....Like a knight in shining armor, from a long time ago Just in time to save the day, take you to my castle far away And my courtship is done. If there is more than one domme, they begin to argue over who gets to go to my castle. To create full effect, I began wearing chain maille to play parties. Eventually I got the full armor but haven't quite mastered the art of walking in it yet. I keep falling over and it's hard to get up. One time I did wear it to a party and I fell. Coincidentally it was by a domme's feet. So I pretended like I was being Hamlet and had fallen on purpose. I began to call her Mistress Ophelia. I learned that reciting Peter Cetera works better than reciting Shakespear. Another time I wore the armor was for a pony play event. I thought I could maybe talk one of the ponies into giving me a ride and challenge someone to joust to impress the dommes. Well, none of the ponies went for it. One of them put a tail on me without my knowledge. And so all the people were pointing at the tail and saying, look, a knight's.... Never mind. Don't mind me. I'm just being silly. Cheers, Sea
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