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Mercnbeth -> Enjoy - Feel free to change to your State of choice. (12/22/2006 10:39:56 AM)
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The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from West Virginia University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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A senior of WV was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in West Virginia." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in WV because everything happens in WV 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
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The young man from WV came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - West Virginia’s worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of West Virginia graduate students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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A WV State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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A man in WV had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the! Road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back" I never did understand it either.
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