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juliaoceania -> Is Santa a Dom? (12/23/2006 11:09:41 PM)

He knows when you've been sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

There is one piece of evidence of Santa's domliness.

Exhibit B, he weilds a whip when he drives his reindeer every Christmas Eve, and orders them to move on...

Maybe someone can point out other things that show Santa is a dominant?




LadyEllen -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/23/2006 11:19:11 PM)

Well, the shiny leather boots are a dead giveaway I'd have thought?

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ImABigGirlNow -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/23/2006 11:27:29 PM)

Well, you sit in his lap and tell him your deepest desires....and if you have been good, he may grant them.  And he wears shiny black boots and a belt to match!  But there are rules and rituals...you must leave out cookies and milk, and be in bed before midnight!

I think Santa is probably about the best DaddyDom in the whole wide world now that I think about it! 

....girl




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/24/2006 5:07:05 AM)

He comes down chimneys on cold winter nights when fires are laid..but doesnt get burned??

Sounds like fire play enthusiast to me [:D]

And what about this mind fuck where he is keeping a list and checks it twice...Only a Twue Dom can have a sub believing that!




Mercnbeth -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/24/2006 5:55:13 AM)

Nahhhhhhhh, Santa is most definitely a slave, who functions as a service Top once a year, and for the rest of it, maintains a poly LTR with a very demanding Master—Mrs. Clause!
 
Santa is most definitely not a true-real Dom,  he is merely serving his Mistress…Mrs. Clause, within their poly family.  Once a year he takes on the role of a service Top, at her direction, “requiring” goodness from the wee ones in exchange for rewards.
 
1)      how many times has the if-he-can’t-control-himself-then-he-certainly-can’t-control-someone-else qualifier of true-real Domliness been pulled out around these parts?  Obviously, Mrs. Clause has a preference for that bowl full of jelly to remain just like that and limits his exercise while increasing his caloric intake.
 
2)      Everybody knows a true-real Dom wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a red suit trimmed in white fur, even if he WAS sporting a big black belt and boots---that outfit is obviously part of Mrs. Clause’s fetish for humiliation…
 
3)      Speaking of humiliation, Mrs. Clause most definitely instructed him to go down the chimney instead of knocking on the door, and to challenge her slave even further, picked Winter as the season to send him out into the weather to perform his duties
 
4)      Last but nor least, if Santa was a true-real Dom, lumps of coal in stockings in lieu of presents under the tree would be more widely reported.
 
Merry Christmas Eve juliaoceania and everyone!!![:)]




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/24/2006 6:10:08 AM)

Santa puts something special in little girl's stockings[8D]




juliaoceania -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/24/2006 7:42:38 AM)

Thanks for all the laughter peeps, and Merry Christmas to you

I had no idea that Mrs. Claus was a feeder, who woulda thought it?[:-]




Sinergy -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/24/2006 7:43:14 AM)

He keeps a horde of short slaves in an extremely cold place and forces them to work all year long making toys and presents for other people. 

Then he insists on taking all the credit for what his submissives have done for everybody else.

Sounds fairly Domly to me, but I could be wrong

Sinergy

Edited to point out that I refrained from making some base innuendo about cumming down other people's chimneys.




juliaoceania -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/24/2006 7:51:16 AM)

You know, come to think about it, there are the "rein deer games" that santa plays with everyone... it sounds suspiciously like what we call Pony Play in the lower 48.




spenser -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/27/2006 3:30:53 PM)

no




socalbbwsub -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/27/2006 4:27:15 PM)

I needed a good laugh! [:D]




Cutiepie74019 -> RE: Is Santa a Dom? (12/27/2006 4:29:23 PM)

lamo tha was funny i dont believe in santa anymore but it was funny





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