LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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Merry xmas subnoconas; I'm going to assume this is genuine and not a trolling post...... First thing; your profile says youre 240lb at 5'10''? From that, I'd say youre likely to have a proper male frame thats gonna be difficult to make look female. I'm 5'9'' and 170lb, and was born with the same chromosomes as you (as far I know), which helps me pass, 'cause I'm about the right build; ie, not a male one. Not a big deal if its all for fun. Second thing; your face fits! Get rid of the moustache (obviously), and shave (dont pluck as they may not regrow) your eyebrows into shape (carefully) and you'll do. You dont have the male face thing going on (brow ridges and jaw), so all you need do on that score is shave well; once down, once up - carefully, with a decent razor (not a disposable). Avoid skin irritation. Shave about an hour before youre going out and clean your teeth afterwards; this will give time for any irritation to reduce, and any cuts to stop bleeding - which is where the teeth cleaning comes in; if you get any cuts, then dribble some froth from your mouth over them and it will dry them up (it only works on small cuts mind). Your hair is ideal - you/your sister could do all sorts with that mane LOL! Third; make up. Your sister will know how to do this, I'd have thought. Fourth; dress/look right. Your build suggests to me a lady in her 40s. Dress right and look right if you want to pass. If its all for fun, then dress as you want! Fifth; body hair. Again, if its all for fun then leave it as it is. If you want to pass though, then you need to sort it out. Arms, hands, chest, legs as a minimum. Anywhere else thats going to show, as needed. If you use a razor for this, then use and back and forth motion and rinse it regularly as it will clog within seconds if you have average male body hair or more. Dont forget hair up your nose/ in your ears. Nylons/tights; you need the right size. They come in three sizes (sometimes four); small/ medium/large - the fourth is extra large. Shoes; this is usually the most difficult; Google "transvestite shoes" or "ladies shoes large" for suppliers. if you get regular ladies' shoes then bear in mind your feet are likely wider than ladies and you might need a wide fit. Dont go for stiletto type heels more than a couple of inches. Hope that helps E
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