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TreSwank -> Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 2:37:35 PM)

     Let me break things down into the rudimentary Swanksta jive that I'm sure my CollarMe bruthas and sistas are familiar with.

I met a cool local girl online, that dropped me her cell number after a little bit of chit chat.  (3 days.  This is a friendship discovery thing...not a random sex rhumba.  She is pretty hot, though)  I've been busy with work, and I haven't called her for about a week..................AND I LOST THE GODDAM phone-number.  I tried to message her today for a cute Merry Christmas greeting with a "call-you-soon", and I've been blocked........probably because she thought I backed out of a face-to-face meeting.  (The Swanksta doesn't do that)

I really wanted to hang out with this girl, because she seemed like the right stuff.  What do I do?

See.........TreSwank CAN be concise, even when he goes overboard with the ellipses.  I'm way too burnt from two sleepless nights to put on my thinking cap.




bandit25 -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 2:41:06 PM)

If you know someone who knows her, then ask that someone to explain.  If you met her on some site, the post a message on the site.  Ok, that's it.  I'm empty.




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 3:49:14 PM)

Email me her name and I will send her your post..

Maybe that would help??

jessie<--who feels like she is back in jr high  [8D]




TreSwank -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 3:51:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave

Email me her name and I will send her your post..

Maybe that would help??

jessie<--who feels like she is back in jr high  [8D]


I know.  This is, like, so retarded.  The things I get antsy over.




Bearlee -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 3:52:37 PM)

 
 
yeah...pass me a note under the table...I'll make sure she gets it.
 
 
 
and I won't read it first...I promise!
 
b




bandit25 -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 3:54:10 PM)

Oh, I didn't know you met her on this site.




caitlyn -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 3:59:15 PM)

Dog ate your homework? [;)]




TreSwank -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 3:59:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Oh, I didn't know you met her on this site.


I talk to ALOT of girls (at least, I hope they're of that persuasion) on this site, but I've only really met one CollarMe user outside in R/T.....who turned out to be a weirdo who asked to be called "Raven."  It's hard to find locals that'll actually meet you in the flesh.  It's a good site to chew the ol' BDSM cud on, but alot of Collarme boys and girls ain't too keen on meetin' folks outside of munches.  Seriously, folks.  Try to make a date to hang out and have fun on this site, and see what happens the first few times.  No-show, no-show, weirdo, no-show.   That's why I started staying away from profiles and sticking to the forums.............until I messed up and answered a fucking "I like your profile" message.  Now my dumbass went and lost a number.

I am SOOOOOO tired.  As a matter of fact, I really should go to bed...........but then again, I can't find any bars that are open on Christmas if I stay in the sack.  NEED SLEEEEEEEEP..........NEED ALCOHOL.  See those two desires battling it out in the Swankster's psychic arena?   Right now, I think SLEEP is pulling ahead in the race.   Trust me, guys - my grammar and sentence structure usually isn't this sloppy and unpolished.  Or is it?




TreSwank -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 5:38:05 PM)

Okay.  I've received and decided to follow the advice of an extremely sound-minded individual.  I'm pretty much done with this post now.  Will the Mods give TreSwank a Christmas present and delete this thread?  (I'm thinking not.......................................they don't take too kindly to the Swankster.  Hell - nobody else got me anything for Christmas.  Why should the Moderators be any different?) 




caitlyn -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 5:52:51 PM)

Pull this thread ... are you kidding?
 
You should get all the credit in the world for actually admitting you lost her number. One in a billion men would ever admit such a thing. You're in elite company. [;)]




Petruchio -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/25/2006 6:33:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

See.........TreSwank CAN be concise, even when he goes overboard with the ellipses.........


Those were ellipses?

I thought it was Nikki Franklin having periods.





Aileen68 -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 4:19:38 AM)

OK OK, I'll unblock you.
I know I'm fantastic and everything...but to start a whole thread about me is soooo cute.




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 4:21:19 AM)

Uhmm..hey Tre...

You didnt say it was Aileen...If it is..I am not passing YOUR message to her..I want her to myself..

(and Im not even bi [:D] )




Aileen68 -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 4:23:29 AM)

Tre doesn't actually know that he wants me so badly just yet.  I'm still trying to convince him of that.  [;)]




RedSavageSlave -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 4:26:28 AM)

<passes note to Aileen>

TreSwank and Aileen sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes TreAil in a baby carriage




Aileen68 -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 4:42:31 AM)

Oh dear God...if that isn't a reason for effective birth control then I don't know what is.




RazorJAK -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 4:50:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: caitlyn

Pull this thread ... are you kidding?
 
You should get all the credit in the world for actually admitting you lost her number. One in a billion men would ever admit such a thing. You're in elite company. [;)]


Seconded.  I give the lil nipper a lot of flack because,  well, he reminds me of one of the lil punks I took under my wing when I was a bouncer.  I tried to give the kid some advice on how to grow up so he didn't keep getting his dick knocked in the dirt. 

I kinda knew it was a lost cause when he got a bit overly drunk and slapped my doormonster.

Elmore was the name of said Doormonster.  Best way to describe Elmore is like this:  Michael Clark Duncan ( Armageddon,  Green Mile,  Whole Nine Yards,  School For Scoundrels,  etc ) with cokebottle glasses and a 0 gauge septum ring.

After that night,  I knew the kid was a lost cause.  Sometimes there's no fixing the deep down stupids.

TreSwank reminds me of that kid.  But with a lil more potential.






dcnovice -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 9:12:01 PM)

quote:

nobody else got me anything for Christmas.


No one? At all? God, that's a bummer.




CandleInTheWind -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/26/2006 9:42:43 PM)

Treswank  Im sending you a present...check your mail babe!!!




LaTigresse -> RE: Mundane, Personal Issue Poll. (TreSwank Needs Advice from the Collarme Public (12/27/2006 7:25:22 AM)

The Swankster has got lots of potential, he just doesn't realize it yet. In about 10-15 he will be deadly.

Spanky, all is not lost. Let the lovely ladies that offered to help sort things out, have a go at it. If they can get her to read this thread and she still doesn't soften then she just isn't worth the trouble.




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