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akbarbarian -> Kinky Christmas songs (12/25/2006 6:17:51 PM)

I'm dreaming of a black and blue Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the asses wiggle
and slave she listens
to hear commands lest she feel blows
I'm dreaming of a black-and-blue Christmas
With every thread that I now write
May your days be kinky and I
Wish that all your Christmases be black-and-blue

I just whipped this up.  I haven't looked to see what's out there in the way of songs others have written yet.



akbarbarian -> RE: Kinky Christmas songs (12/25/2006 6:51:30 PM)

This is the original tune.

White Christmas
Irving Berlin 1942
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.



Chaosgrrl -> RE: Kinky Christmas songs (12/25/2006 6:54:21 PM)

I asked Santa (very nicely I might add) for a black and blue Christmas, but the only mark I have is the one I accidentally caused myself.  Does this mean I was naughty, or nice?  Perhaps Santa is sadistic after all.



akbarbarian -> RE: Kinky Christmas songs (12/25/2006 6:59:15 PM)

If santa is really on the ball, you won't need to ask.  In fact, I think you'd have to fight him off of you.  He'd use that big sumo belly of his, and muscle you over under the chains and then once you're all restrained to it he can put all the mistletoe wound around the chain he likes.  Viola, consent!  Out comes the whip, and by the end of it you'll be ready to pull him in his sleigh out in the snow in the nude if he asks.



Chaosgrrl -> RE: Kinky Christmas songs (12/25/2006 7:32:34 PM)

I hope he'd let me keep my boots on.  Now I'll have to start giving as much thought to Reindeer Play as I do to pony and puppy play.  Maybe that's what Mrs. Claus does for the rest of the year. 



akbarbarian -> RE: Kinky Christmas songs (12/25/2006 8:17:06 PM)

Maybe even a nice fuzzy red Christmas cap if you ask nicely to go with the boots.



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