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PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 10:48:41 AM

vindicator2

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Dear Santa,

God fucked up pretty badly with Eve.
Here's hoping you can do a bit better.
The New Woman should have these attributes:

Nonsmoker, light drinker;
Reads something besides People Magazine;
Does not wear talon-like fingernails;
Is not Feminist, Conservative, or Politically Correct;
Has eclectic tastes;
Has no emotional baggage from past relationships;
Is physically fit, sexy, well-groomed, healthy;
Pragmatic, but not materialistic;
Melifluous voice, articulate, literate;
Would never, under any circumstances, type something like,
"i think u r so cool";
Has fewer shoes in her closet than teeth in her head;
Appreciates Film Noir, Speculative Fiction, and Pre-Raphaelite Painting;
Knows the difference between Agnosticism and Atheism;
Is a non-conformist without conforming to something stupid like Goth or New Age;
Does not live on the telephone, would never put anyone on call waiting
and would NEVER leave a cell phone on during a date;
Actually uses correct grammar and spelling;
Is capable of enjoying sex for its own sake;
Makes decisions and value judgements without consulting her friends;
Well-dressed but not into fashion; feminine but mature;
Pays her own way, because she isn't a prostitute whose time has
to be paid for;
Knows the difference between having a personality and having an "attitude".

< Message edited by vindicator2 -- 12/26/2006 10:50:42 AM >

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 11:08:32 AM

LaTigresse

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Is this a re-run?

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 11:17:59 AM

bardtothebone

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That's a great post. And a commendable list of specs. I think it's
a sad testimony to the likelihood of success that you asked one
fictional being for the chance to meet another one, but if you do
happen to capture this mythical jewel, get some insurance; Every
man on the planet will instantly want to kill you.

Bard to the Bone.

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 11:25:40 AM

LadyEllen

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Oh gugger, as the ventriloquist said when he pulled the jaws of the dummy halfway through a blowjob.....

Sorry LaT - I thought it must have been pulled already! But they always show old favourites as re-runs over the holidays.

I wonder how long this one will be around?

Hint to V2, our little "Vengeance Weapon"; you'll find that if youre polite and reasonable, your thread likely wont get pulled like it did before. Polite and reasonable means avoiding suggestions that women deserve to be raped, using the "see you next Tuesday" word and so on. In short, show us your personality, rather than your attitude.

I shall look into my Ronco Crystal Ball a little later (just 19-99) to see how its going...

E

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 1:39:10 PM

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<reads the list>I am alot of that except I am a feminist. I truly believe women do deserve equal rights. But tell you what, there are some really nice blow up dolls out there who would love to meet you. Just keep the sharp objects away from them and you shouldn't have a problem.

~Lashra

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 1:42:56 PM

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And, in exchange for this paragon, you offer?

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 2:22:43 PM

Lordandmaster

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Oh, the irony...

quote:

ORIGINAL: vindicator2

Melifluous voice, articulate, literate;

[snip]

Actually uses correct grammar and spelling;

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 2:28:16 PM

missturbation

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Has fewer shoes in her closet than teeth in her head;

Ok asking too much there - screw that

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 2:37:14 PM

maybemaybenot

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

And, in exchange for this paragon, you offer?

I can say with some certainty that she ain't getting dinner.

quote:

vindicator2: Pays her own way, because she isn't a prostitute whose time has to be paid for;

mbmbn

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 7:30:05 PM

dcnovice

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quote:

mbmbn

Could I get a translation?

"Random Stupidity" seems an apt home for this thread.

< Message edited by dcnovice -- 12/26/2006 7:31:44 PM >

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 7:32:52 PM

TxBlkMistress

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Is this a re-run?

either that are we are going through a "serious" time warp.....LOL wtf?

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 7:42:27 PM

maybemaybenot

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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

mbmbn

Could I get a translation?

"Random Stupidity" seems an apt home for this thread.

mbmbn = MayBeMayBeNot

One of the posters here gave me my initials when I first joined becaue she said
" maybemaybenot" was to long too type. I liked it and have used it ever since. Feel free to use it too, it really is much easier on the old arthritic fingers

.

mbmbn

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 7:45:56 PM

dcnovice

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Thanks, mbmbn!

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/26/2006 8:13:15 PM

juliaoceania

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I am going to answer this point by point....

quote:

God fucked up pretty badly with Eve.

That's gratitude for ya! I suppose your momma was "fucked up" too!

quote:

Nonsmoker, light drinker;

Check

quote:

Reads something besides People Magazine;

check

quote:

Does not wear talon-like fingernails

check

quote:

Is not Feminist, Conservative, or Politically Correct;

Technically I am a humanist, which includes women, but I will still say "check"

quote:

Has eclectic tastes;

Check

quote:

Has no emotional baggage from past relationships;

That should read "excess baggage" since no one is baggage free, this very list reeks of "baggage"

quote:

Is physically fit, sexy, well-groomed, healthy

Check (most of the time at least)

quote:

Pragmatic, but not materialistic;

check

quote:

Melifluous voice, articulate, literate;

Hmmmm, I am articulate and literate, but that other thing I have never heard of before

quote:

Would never, under any circumstances, type something like,
"i think u r so cool";

Even to be funny? Where is the sense of humor here?

quote:

Has fewer shoes in her closet than teeth in her head;

check

quote:

Appreciates Film Noir, Speculative Fiction, and Pre-Raphaelite Painting

Half a check on some of that

quote:

Knows the difference between Agnosticism and Atheism;

check

quote:

Is a non-conformist without conforming to something stupid like Goth or New Age;

check

quote:

Does not live on the telephone, would never put anyone on call waiting

check on the first, will switch to call waiting for my son, but a mother has priorities after all.

quote:

and would NEVER leave a cell phone on during a date;

see motherhood comment

quote:

Actually uses correct grammar and spelling

check

quote:

Is capable of enjoying sex for its own sake;

check

quote:

Makes decisions and value judgements without consulting her friends;

check

quote:

Well-dressed but not into fashion; feminine but mature;

check

quote:

Pays her own way, because she isn't a prostitute whose time has
to be paid for;

I do not date men who insist on dutch everytime I am sharing my company with them. I used to but found such men were selfish, uncaring, not serious about me... and one truth I have seen over and over again.. men spend money on that which they value, if a man does not offer to spend money on me he is telling me he does not value me. Does this mean I am "high maintenance"? Not really, ask my Daddy, I never have my hand in his pockets and even pay for an ocassional meal out.

quote:

Knows the difference between having a personality and having an "attitude".

I have both, but not with my Daddy

BTW, women that have most of these qualities do not waste time on men bitter men... we have too much going for us to bother.

< Message edited by juliaoceania -- 12/26/2006 8:16:54 PM >

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/27/2006 7:28:48 AM

LaTigresse

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It has been my experience that the really great women have so many options they do not need to bother with trying to conform to some creepy shopping list.

just so you know that was a fast reply not a "to julia" reply

< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 12/27/2006 7:31:31 AM >

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/27/2006 7:45:18 AM

MsBearlee

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You misspelled mellifluous and judgments…always bad in a tirade regarding spelling! I’m thinking people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Ninty-nine year old lesbian, Hispanic switch couple; no size, no weight, no pics. Uh huh…

B

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/27/2006 7:54:01 AM

Fitznicely

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OK, girls....who pissed on Vindicator's cornflakes? 'Fess up.

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/27/2006 8:00:44 AM

givemyall

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

OK, girls....who pissed on Vindicator's cornflakes? 'Fess up.

I think it was his mum and dad when they didnt buy him the dolly he wanted for christmas ..... bless!

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/27/2006 8:02:03 AM

juliaoceania

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

OK, girls....who pissed on Vindicator's cornflakes? 'Fess up.

That is not my kink

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RE: PC bitches need not apply - 12/27/2006 8:09:55 AM

Chloelicious

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VIndicator

First what the hell is that thread? Second Where is your damn profile? Third who do you think you are?

You are not at home depot or the Santa Claus hotline here, you can not leave a list of griefs.

In fact what you are searching for is a girl that have no personnal taste besides yours (who are crap for most of them)
YOu are looking for someone to share the bills with or a woman to support you financially?
Hope you are not looking for awoman who is doctor or something like that because In that case she MUST have her cell phone working all the time.

Is a non-conformist without conforming to something stupid like Goth or New Age; It is not because you are not interested in those things that they are Stupid thing, Most of goth are not stupids and being New age is a way of life like being vegeterian what s wrong with that?

Where did you see that a girl need her friend to make her decision? Do you think we are so stupid?

You want a girl that have:a personality and not having an "attitude" Apparently from what i read right now you are having an attitude but it shows no Personnality.

One PC/real time Bitch
Chloé

PS; if you are having problem with my spelling and grammar, I think I would be laughing my ass out if you could do as good as me in French/Italian/Dutch that I did with English. If not Get lost and dont forget to tell momma you played with her computer

< Message edited by Chloelicious -- 12/27/2006 8:13:38 AM >

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