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Salvia Divinorum (Legal.........For Now) - 12/27/2006 9:33:49 AM

TreSwank

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Salvia divinorum will spank and splinter your consciousness until your cerebrum transmogrifies into a seething, grey-matter casserole of misfiring neurons and serotonin-glazed disco-balls. I'm talking bout' serious, hardcore INTENSITY, brutha. You don't fuck with Lady Salvia if you can't hang, cause that bitch will castrate you with some cosmic PMS. You dig?

This substance is one of the most powerful hallucinogens on earth, and, get this - it's legal as angel-hair pasta in MOST states. Now, it might only last for about twelve minutes when smoked, but, let me tell you...........that twelve minutes is fucking incredible. It's a weird drug, because you don't trip EVERY time you smoke it; you just have to summon the Lady at the right time.

Imagine sitting on a bed in the relative comfort of your own home, and not knowing if you're you, or the paint on the walls...........the doorknob............your comforter, even. Think about your concept of autonomy getting pounded by an ectoplasmic jackhammer and then fist-fucked by Andre the Giant. Your sense of identity becomes so skewed, that your psyche morphs into the Ringling Brothers circus, and you can't decide if you're who you think you are, or something entirely different.

"I can't get off of this bed, because I can't freakin' decide if I'm me, or not."

I'd recommend that everybody out there to try this stuff before it becomes a blanket Schedule 1 drug..........which will eventually occur with it's ubiquitous teen use and spreading notoriety, and the conservative republi-nazis on it's heels. It just might tickle your fancy.

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RE: Salvia Divinorum (Legal.........For Now) - 12/27/2006 9:37:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

It's a weird drug, because you don't trip EVERY time you smoke it; you just have to summon the Lady at the right time.

So you're saying I should dig those disappointing baggies out of the drawer they are stuffed in and try it again?

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RE: Salvia Divinorum (Legal.........For Now) - 12/27/2006 9:39:56 AM

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The first four times that I smoked this stuff, nothing happened...............and then, BOOM! I'm not sure why it takes so many times for salvia to work, but most people get zero effects from their first couple smoking experiences.

When smoking, you ABSOLUTELY have to inhale while the flame is touching the extract (note: This will scorch the lungs). It has something to do with vaporization of the active ingredient in salvia. If you smoke this shit the wrong way, it ain't gonna work. It is an old shamanic belief that Lady Salvia only comes on her own time, and I've found that to be pretty damn accurate.

I'm surprised that they moved this post to the "Polls and Random Stupidity" section. I would have thought that exploring one's psyche through the use of legal entheogens was more "Off-Topic Discussions"-esque, but whatever. I'd encourage everyone with a reasonable amount of intact mental stability to "trip" more often in their spare time, and get in touch with their weirdness. I usually find that the weirder I am, the sexier I feel. Feeling sexy is important for men.........especially after getting out of the shower. That's when I feel my sexiest............when I'm buck-naked and drying off my crotch with a "Thundercats" towel.

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RE: Salvia Divinorum (Legal.........For Now) - 12/27/2006 10:38:58 AM

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I forgot to mention that my body-wash smells like apples. I like to smell like an apple.