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iwillserveu -> How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 5:49:32 AM)

Ladies,

Please assume nothing. Every few months another, "How do I get a Domina to love me?" board happens. There is no final answer. Perhaps the lurkers (they exist) will profit from hearing what not to do. Maybe if you can give a top ten of the worst pick-up lines you've heard. Do not assume the reader knows anything as he probably sent you a mass emailing you deleted already.[:)]



siamsa24 -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 6:39:44 AM)

oh! oh! These aren't all from submissives, but some are:

1) "ur hot ne more pics?" Please, I do have more, but that doesn't mean that I want to share them with eveyone who asks.

2) (this is from a dominant man) "I want to kneel down a serve you like the goddess you are"

3) (this is from a submissive man, living on the other side of the world) "I want to kneel down a serve you like the goddess you are" ("I have a web cam" is optional)

4) Anything that tells me that they didn't get past the pictures in my profile

5) Anything that starts out with "I want you to do x to me"

That's 5, but I have to go to class, I will be back to write up 5 more later.



Jasmyn -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 6:59:41 AM)

1. "Hi, how are you." nice and polite enough but generally gets a response of 'Fine' and we all know when a Woman says 'Fine' the situation generally isn't. Especially considering My profile specifically asks that I don't get asked 'Hi, how are you?'

2. "I want to be your slave, you can do anything to me, I have no limits."

3. "I want to worship you like the Goddess you are." from male dominants.

4. "Blah blah blah please read my profile and get back to me." only to read the 'Blah, Blah, Blah' is a direct cut & paste of their profile.

5. "Err yeah I want to give this a go."

6. "I want to be your sex slave."

7. "You look hot, can I serve you."

8. "Hi sexy wanna chat?"

9. "I want a strong Mistress to beat me and keep me in cage 24/7." Do I look like a zoo keeper?

10. "cute profile lov-we should get together and I could bring some sluts to the mix" from a male dom, apparently infamous, but after eight years in the scene I've never heard of him. Go figure.

Thanks for the rant iwillserveu ;)

Jasmyn



WulfMan -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 7:13:37 AM)

*vhuckles* good board, well assuming that I'm not a Woman i can't do the pick up line thing but I will put in my 2 cents.

First off ONE MAJOR THING NOT TO DO!
DON"T BE SELFISH! Her needs come before yours, yes as submissive males we do have some basic needs that may need to be fullfilled, like for me I got lucky and got love out of the deal. *Waits for everyone to go aaaawwwwww, and so cute! Perhaps sniffle a tear*.
But really don't go up to a Domina and say hey I want to be humiliated hey tie me up so on and so forth.



MadameBette -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 7:23:52 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: iwillserveu
There is no final answer. Perhaps the lurkers (they exist) will profit from hearing what not to do. Maybe if you can give a top ten of the worst pick-up lines you've heard. Do not assume the reader knows anything as he probably sent you a mass emailing you deleted already.[:)]


Ah, but you're assuming that they actually READ the boards! [:D]
The worst offenders probably don't have a clue that this board even exists.
They are ruled by the little head alone. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so much mass emailing. Or so many broadering-on-rude messages.

The ones I hate the most run like this:
i'm a slave and i want to serve YOU! contact me at xyzabc so i can chat with U
First off, as a Domme, I don't like the tone. It's assuming and not respectful.
Secondly, my profile is for professional sessions. It also states that I am in a relationship, and do not seek another, and I do not want/need a slave.
And I've gotten the same message days or weeks apart from guys who forgot he already sent me one!
Do these people actually believe that I will become so enamoured of their poorly written message that I will want to give up my relationship, meet with them and play for free? [:D]
Not even if I had all the free time in the world, which I don't.
I actually had one say he'd kill himself if I wouldn't consider him! (I told him to fill out a pre-play questionaire and never heard from him again. Thank God) A major deterrent to trolls seems to be to ask something of them: more information about their interests, or a picture.

Although I registered a long time ago, I did not continue. So now I feel like I am new to this site. I found myself replying to almost all messages at first. Glad I got over that!

I usually respond and even give advice to those that I feel are really interested and are making a genuine effort to find somebody. I've even
sent them to a 'list' of groups nation wide if they are out of my area.



NATI -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 12:24:48 PM)

10) I think UR so HOT!!!

9) I LOVE ass worship. Can I worship yours?

8) were are U?

7) anything with an emote

6) Will you do x to me???

5) I am looking for a dominate that can dominate me

6) I want to serve you on alternating thursdays on every third month or month that ends with the letter "L" but I am a lifestyle slave and I am looking for a long term relationship.

5) I like Ur pcs do you have nakid pics

4) anything with sweetie, honey, dear, sugar, or bunky (yes someone actually called me bunky)

3) U switch?

2) I will 'make' you....

1) I want to be your dog



ShiftedJewel -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 2:03:35 PM)

OK, one of my personal favorites........ as well as the only one I have ever blocked....

"Hi, will you cut off my cock?"


Jewel



Hickory -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 2:37:52 PM)

ShiftedJewel:

Why'd you block him? You could have left him in a state of "shear briss."



onceburned -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 2:49:02 PM)

lol! [:D]



WulfMan -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 3:33:43 PM)

ok ok ok, pardon my tongue but i have to say it,

THAT IS REALLY FUCKED UP!



Jasmyn -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 4:18:02 PM)

Bizzare to most but not everyone. Male casteration of both balls and cock or one or the other is actually quite a huge fetish world wide. With ball casteration they will noticeably lack testosterone qualities and possibly will elect for hormone treatment, but with cock casteration the male still produces testosterone and thus is generally left in a constant state of arousal they can do nothing about. Not exactly My cup of tea to be honest but a lot of men seek it, particularly Goddess worshippers...strange world out there.

We will now resume normal transmission ;)

Jasmyn



iwillserveu -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 5:41:37 PM)

quote:


Ah, but you're assuming that they actually READ the boards!


Eventually when tiring of the non-replies, they will come here and ask a variation of "How do I approach a Domme?"

(I bet we've both seen the clueless come here to get that answered. I'll let you in on a secret. The asker tried on his own and failed. How often do you see a guy get directions before he is lost?[:)])



iwillserveu -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 5:45:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: NATI



7) anything with an emote


Seriously?[:)] I guess I'm out then.[:)][:D][&:][8D][;)][:(]



iwillserveu -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 5:51:32 PM)

I will not thank everyone for there responses. I'm sure lots of guys learned what not to do. (You see "not" is in the board title and I'm tired and thought this was funny. I'll go to bed now.[:)])



GddssBella -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 11:45:15 PM)

*chuckling*

Twisted bitch that I am? I would've told him something like: "Once I cut it off, I'm going to sell it on ebay to the highest bidder." Sadly, in this sick culture, I would've found multiple buyers, lol.

As to the topic: The worst approach I've gotten is from so-called "doms" looking to see if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Like I give a fig about their experimentations. Without fail, their tone is that I should be honored that they deigned to choose me as their guinea domme to test hop their fantasy. Puhleeaasseeee. {eye roll}

Now, where can I get some formaldehyde?


{looks all disarmingly innocent & schtuff}


[:D]


Bella



SweetDommes -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/22/2005 11:51:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GddssBella

As to the topic: The worst approach I've gotten is from so-called "doms" looking to see if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Like I give a fig about their experimentations. Without fail, their tone is that I should be honored that they deigned to choose me as their guinea domme to test hop their fantasy. Puhleeaasseeee. {eye roll}

Bella


yeah, this one always gets us too ... but I have to say that even worse are the messages from doms claiming that "Dommes make the best submissives" and asking if we will serve ... *rolls eyes* seriously, how stupid do they think we are?

On topic, anything with "netspeak" pretty much gets deleted - so anything with 'c' instead of 'see', 'u' instead of 'you', 'r' instead of 'are', '2' instead of 'two' 'to' or 'too' ... etc
Anything that makes it painfully obvious that they didn't read a damn thing on our profile gets auto deleted
And anything resembling rude gets autoiggied.



ShiftedJewel -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/23/2005 3:21:01 AM)

You are sooooooooooooo right, damn, never thought about ebay.... lmao

Jewel



MsCameron -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/23/2005 4:55:20 AM)

Ah, my favorite one so far:

I understand you're not looking and that you have a submissive but I'm sure i can do much better then he can if you give me a chance.

lol.. There is nothing on my profile and I still get rediculous e-mails


MsC



NATI -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/23/2005 9:24:52 AM)

quote:

Seriously? I guess I'm out then.


I snuck that in there to see if anyone was paying attention [;)]



WulfMan -> RE: How to not approach a Domina! (2/23/2005 11:42:06 AM)

* Puts Up a DANGER: WOMEN PLOTTING, sign*

head for the high grounds kids lol



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