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I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 6:27:53 PM

Aileen68

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It's been way too quiet here without Benji.
When is he coming back?

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 6:57:41 PM

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Who's Benji?

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 6:59:25 PM

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I think she refers to the one named gooddogbenji. I don't know what happened to him. Haven't seen him in awhile myself.

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 7:00:51 PM

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 7:06:01 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

It's been way too quiet here without Benji.
When is he coming back?

He left, went to Tanzania, full scholarship.

Something about 3 pregnancies that he vehemently denied...chics weren't willing to take DNA tests...that kind of thing.

But he really was, honestly, interested in Physics.

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 7:12:05 PM

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quote:

I think she refers to the one named gooddogbenji. I don't know what happened to him. Haven't seen him in awhile myself.

I was kidding. I actually do know who he he is. I imagine anyone who's been on CM for longer than half an hour has come across of one his posts!

He said something in some thread (how's that for a specific citation) about going on vacation.

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 7:13:57 PM

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word has it that Benji was not a dog, after all. He was a MONKEY!! But not a NORMAL monkey, no! He was one of those highly-trained columbian taxi-driving monkeys that Americans smuggle across the border to be designated drivers and cabbies.

Last I heard, benji is in jail in New Orleans for propositioning an undercover officer for sex. He is being held without bond because 1. he is illegal. 2. He drivers license was for Columbia, not America, 3. He propositioned a hooker and he was masturbating and exposing himself at the time! He claims his innocence of course.

Little did we know that Benji is full of vices! Posing as a dog, how could we know! He smokes and drinks too! And drives while intoxicated! I still love him, though...

Please send all proceeds for the lawyer fee to me. I will see that justice is done!!

BTW- benji is eating well and masturbating daily.

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 7:21:48 PM

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I miss Benji too.....Come home Benji!!!

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RE: I miss Benji - 12/27/2006 7:26:11 PM

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