Termyn8or
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This is what I am considering emailing them, it is pretty self explanitory if you read it through. It is shorter than some of my posts............... Dear friends at onrebate.com; Be notified of this. When we bought this computer system we had several rebates coming. I have signed bothe checks, and at the reciept of your email, immediately informed the person who does my bank running of the situation, but I do remember signing two checks. Under Ohio Law, the UCC and other statutes, and federal postal regulations, you have now sent me a bone fide check, unsolicited. It therefore belongs to me, and as a bank instrument you must honor it. You issued it. Just because your check numbers are out of date doensn't mean a thing to me. I have just made $20, and I will fight to the ends of the Earth to get it. You are in violation of ORC and all kinds of laws if you wrote me a check and it is no good. Consult your legal department, they will most likely tell you to just pay it, along with any fees from my bank if you stop payment. You may ask why I am being so nice to you, to that I will give you an answer. Because you just about spammed one of my favorite email addresses to death. I will NEVER deal with you again no matter what. I don't care if they got new Mazeratis for $120,000 with a $300,000 rebate, if the rebate comes from you, I do not want it. Get the picture ? That means that I will be avoiding dealing with your clients like the plague. Is that good for business ? If you happen to think so, consider this. I could buy a house on my credit card, I don't need your rebates. But when buying from your clients now I shall avoid products with rebates. I have been pissed off, and when that happens I will gladly pay your competitor twice as much for the exact same product. This now applies to your client, Global Computer. If you cost me any bank charges I swear that I will make this entire exchange public, including all the hoops you made me jump through to get MY money. I will explain how companies like you make money, by sending the rebates late unless or until there is an Attorney General's investigation. I will reveal everything, including the reason that rebates exist, which is to kill small business or anyone trying to horn in on the action. And I will do it en~masse. bigtime. I will become a member of every forum and newsgroup I can possibly get on, crosspost in Usenet, all that. If you cost me one thin dime by sending two checks late instead of one on time, and it costs me anything, your company name will be mud. Do you understand ? Get prepared, or if there are charges you can send me a check with the original $20, along with any bank charges to be reimbursed. You are not playing with kids here, and I treat you good compared to what you did to me, selling my email address and spamming me. Let me tell you, it is of no use. I don't want your shit. Screw rebates, just tell me what it costs up front. You are really useless. Now I am done. The rant is over. Show the boss, and I mean that. He won't care. This is where we stand now though. And if you would take me off your spam lists I would appreciate it. If you don't, I know hackers with Linux who can keep your site down for a long time. Please comply, I do not like to get mean. You know who I am. PS, A satisfactory response is welcome. I really do not want to start shit. Remember these are people who can do it anonymously, DO NOT cross me. Nobody is hackproof, not to Linux. Even running Linux so I am told. I didn't spam you, nor send you two checks with the same number, why did you do it to me ? If you stop, everything will be fine. You know who I am. .............................. That was composed on 4-14 beers with the use of 1.2 - 4.2 cigaretted of the left hand variety. I am not sending it right away, even though I am not incoherent in any way, I would rather sleep on something that strong. The threat is very real, it has been explained to me how it is done, and it can be done from truckstops and motels. Yes, a website really needs no enemies with this. Webmasters with Linux or whatever would figure it out, Windows people will have a very hard time with it. From what I understand, the function of which I speak is a multiple hit, or a multiple try on a website, normal is five. You change the parameter to 500 and you crash 90% of the sites you click on. If you got people out there with used laptops running wifi at truck shops coffee houses motels, even outside of motels, in residential neighborhoods, you can be a real danger to a website with this. Of course they will adapt and respond. I have never done this, and I won't really do it to onrebates.com. It's not really warranted. Plus it would only hurt the workers there. The suits would be fine. If you are going to suffer the carnage of destroying something, make sure the leaders are gone too, otherwise they just pop up with another company name. They might even hire the same people without them knowing it, if all the HR staff is changed, how would they know ? How would they know it is a finite job, until they get busted ? Who knows as they sell anything over the phone or online, that the item will be shipped ? So the salesperson is not liable, but is the one the suffers. Even not charged with any crime, nor discharged for due cause, they are still out of a job. Now what ? So the same people open another company doing the same shit and they call for a job in the paper. They get it. But then they can say they didn't do it. That it was an automated thing, you did not check this box on the website and you are now enrolled in the spamorama. They have nothing to do with it, "Do you want to........from third parties?", and the default is yes, and the webpage is set to force like 2048 horizontal so they can put it way over to the right where you will never see it. This is an adult site so I am going to say it. It is not Jews or Russians or Koreans or Venezuelans, it is MOTHERFUCKERS. And I mean that in the truest sense of the word, vile, not literal. I don't mean people who fuck their Mothers, and I don't mean people who fuck Women who are already Mothers. I mean it in the purely slang way. MOTHERFUCKERS, or put another way MUTHAFUKERS. Lookit, you can't call them stupid, you can't call them defective or all kind of shit. They are not really all that brainwashed either, possibly into one of the modern styles or two, but not all the way. They are not stupid, they are not misled, they are MOTHERFUCKERS. They run the world and you and I have to eat their shit. T
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