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Things you would like to say out loud - - - 1/26/2004 12:55:03 PM   
lanette


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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message

8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different

41. Do you teach Ebonics or just practice it?

42. I like that outfit. My Redneck Barbie has one just like it.

43. Somebody shoot me and put me out of my misery.

44. Somebody shoot (him/her) and put me out of my misery.




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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 2/23/2004 12:42:14 PM   
poeticsurrender


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Status: offline 		is it terrible if i've actually said most of these things outloud? ............... and can i have a spanking for it? Thank you lanette.......

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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 2/28/2004 6:28:10 AM   
belongtoyou


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Status: offline 		ROTFLMAO!

wish i could post this on the door in my office!

thanks for the laughs,

rain

< Message edited by belongtoyou -- 2/28/2004 6:28:51 AM >

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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 3/2/2004 11:28:35 AM   
Voltare


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From: Santiago, Chile
Status: offline 		Tacks up a thoughtful addtion to the office.



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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 3/2/2004 7:24:51 PM   
iwillserveu


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Status: offline 		belongtoyou,

Highlight it. Go to edit and select copy. Open your word processing program (aka MS word) and select paste.

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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 3/9/2004 6:44:51 AM   
Robinson


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Status: offline 		Oh my, you are not suposed to say these things?
Well the events at Chrismas dinner make more sense now.
Live and learn.

I have a space in my studio for this one, right next to my copy of "How to win freinds and influence people"

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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 3/19/2004 5:38:12 PM   
MJs_blacklacesam


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Status: offline 		Brilliant! Master and i thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing this with Uus.

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other quotes - 4/4/2004 8:14:00 PM   
BlackGoddess


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Status: offline 		I'm not suffering from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it.

I miss my ex, but my aim is improving.

We've childproofed the place, but somehow they keep getting in.

My child beat up your honor school student.

I can only please one person a day. Today I choose - ME!

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RE: other quotes - 5/3/2004 6:58:17 AM   
KiwiMaster


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Status: offline 		Hey I don't hate my ex-wife, as a matter of fact I treasure her deeply. Just couldn't figure where to dig the hole...

When arguing with a fool, ensure they are not doing the same

Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why is phonetics not spelt phonetically? Why are 4 letter words dirty when dirty is 5 letters? When the dictionary was first made, how did they know they spelt the words correctly? Why is irony nothing to do with laundry? Why do fools fall in love when spanking can give so much pleasure? Just curious.

KiwiMaster

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RE: other quotes - 5/3/2004 6:24:07 PM   
rain


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Status: offline 		the things i go through when i run out of sinide (sp?)

-co-worker shared that one!-

~rain~

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RE: other quotes - 5/3/2004 10:32:30 PM   
MstrMrW


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Status: offline 		if you are talking about the poison, it would be cyanide - if you are talking about the mountain it would be sinai <eg>

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RE: other quotes - 5/4/2004 5:22:58 AM   
rain


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Status: offline 		thank you, MstrMrW....

Hard for me to spell when it's past my bedtime!

cheers,

~rain~

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RE: other quotes - 11/25/2004 2:04:56 PM   
Kuraria


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Status: offline 		I'll really have to use some of these lmao

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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 11/26/2004 2:23:15 AM   
BeachMystress


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Um, we're not supposed to say these out loud? Whoooops!

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RE: Things you would like to say out loud - - - 11/26/2004 6:32:50 AM   
cynnacent1


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Status: offline 		45. Do the world a favor. Enjoy safe sex. Go fuck yourself.
46. Were you born an asshole or did you have to work at it your whole life?

i know i've said more than just a few of these outloud.

With my line of work however, there are a couple known to me which have become my personal favorites THAT i'd just LOVE to be able to say out loud:

1. "i am a beautician, NOT a friggin MAGICIAN."

2. (Reply to client pointing to an exceptionally beautiful model's picture in the poster on the wall of the salon as being exactly what she wants me to do for her ...)
"Ummm ... no i CAN'T make you look like her... BUT, i can give you her eyebrows.".

3. (To the client who came in with waist length green tinge on blond hair (or the OTHER client who's was in a gummy state and threatening to break off at the roots) who stiffed me on a tip for the $80 worth of corrective services (after i worked for over four hours on her hair) needed to SAVE the hair ...)
"Yeah, it WAS stupid of you to let your sister, who has no fucking clue as to what she was doing, bleach/color your hair and leave it on for over an hour. Yes, you will need further treatments to stop your hair from continuing to break off at the root/revert back to it's kermit green shade. Hell NO, i am not doing it, and i am not telling you HOW or WHAT you need done next. Good luck finding someone who knows. i hope your next visit here lands you in the new girl's chair, and i'm NOT telling you which one she is. Have a great day. i'd start searching for a wig now if i were you.



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