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iwillserveu -> non-sexual, sexual things? (5/9/2004 3:02:37 PM)
I had very BDSM (or D/s or whatever) like experiences in vanilla surroundings. For example a nice woman strapped me to a table, secured my head, made sure I had a “panic” button, put me in a coffin like thing, the told me via tiny speakers how good I was doing. Unfortunately I had my pants on.[:)] (Although she did make me take off my belt! {Woo-Hoo[:D]}). Afterwards we looked at images of my brain that the MRI took. Recently I had what amounted to a violet wand. Only difference was it was on my ankles and knees, i was not tied to the table, and the technician was a guy[:(]. Any one else got a nonsexual thing that is kinda like a kinky thing if you tell it right, or do I have a mind in the gutter?

proudsub -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/9/2004 3:11:18 PM)
quote: Any one else got a nonsexual thing that is kinda like a kinky thing if you tell it right, or do I have a mind in the gutter? I've used a tens unit on sore joints wishing it were somewhere else, does that count?[;)]

iwillserveu -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/9/2004 3:24:09 PM)
Sure, just leave out the sore joints part.[:)]

sub4hire -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/9/2004 8:57:16 PM)
I think you're just a perv in need of a chastity belt more often....hehe. I do believe the lifestyle blends with D/s, BDSM on a pretty regular basis. Just most are'nt enlightened enough to see it.

rain -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/9/2004 9:33:34 PM)
i agree with Gloria: D/s blends easily with vanilla.... Here are just a few examples: there are many "Sub" shops, but it doesn't make me think of a sandwich! Walking into a store where the clothes are organized as "tops" and "bottoms" ! Walking into a shoe store can be sexual.... Licking an ice cream cone Eating a banana Geez, even going to the dentist can be sexual, (especially if you're a masochist!) Cheers, ~rain~

MstrMrW -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/9/2004 9:42:56 PM)
Speaking of sub shops, there is one near where I live whose sign out front reads, no word a lie, Pony Boy Subs - Subs for $1.00 I have got to beg/borrow/steal a digital camera and get a pic of it - cuz you know what goes through my mind every time I drive by there - I want to stop in and ask if they have any Pony Girls for the same price[;)]

proudsub -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/9/2004 10:39:02 PM)
I made my last mammogram was very sexual with some strong fantacizing, actually enjoyed the pain.[;)]

feline -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/10/2004 3:13:16 PM)
Hhmmm . . . . . A GYN appt. enough said. lol [image]local://upfiles/17000/450A0E1D048B403C8C3DD7E6D33A1B81.gif[/image]

Estring -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/10/2004 3:16:41 PM)
Are you going to Dr. Moreau? How much pain is there in a mammogram? [:D]

proudsub -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/10/2004 3:58:41 PM)
quote: Are you going to Dr. Moreau? How much pain is there in a mammogram? For well-endowed women it can be very painful, they have to press very hard to get a good pic. I just imagine it's my Master doing it[:D]

Estring -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/10/2004 4:10:16 PM)
Wow. I've been giving mammograms all these years and never realized it! [:D]

MistressKiss -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/10/2004 5:09:06 PM)
Hell, yeah, they hurt! They flatten those boobs like pancakes and then flatten them some more!! There used to be a funny little ditty running around the net about mammograms. I'll look for it. [image]local://upfiles/10574/4F92A7525654431786B93C380BF48FA3.gif[/image]

January -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/10/2004 5:47:02 PM)
Yes mammograms do hurt, even if you're not huge-breasted. They have to stuff your ARMPITS under the glass, too! January

rain -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/10/2004 10:21:36 PM)
MstrMrW; Actually there are disposable digital cameras now, don't know how expensive they are, but i'm dying to get a pic of the following sign at a place right around the corner from me: Maria's Subs Parking in Rear hehehe Cheers, ~rain~

proudsub -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/11/2004 9:57:39 AM)
quote: Maria's Subs Parking in Rear Too funny!!!!

dixiedumpling -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/20/2004 9:19:32 PM)
A BDSM session caused a tear in my rectum (oh, what fun subs have). Surgery fixed me. The post op exam kind of makes me expect something other than a gloved hand. He has me drop my pants and lean over the table. Hmmmmm. Nice position.

Thanatosian -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/20/2004 11:01:40 PM)
How about the frisking some bouncers give when you go into a (vanilla) club? or, ( walking on thin ice here ) kneeling to pray ( in church or at home )?

rain -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (5/28/2004 9:45:34 PM)
hmmm, i don't usually care for large crowds, but it's a great way to get "accidently" brushed by another person... Sometimes it's fun, when i 'm in a crowded place, to "accidently" brush my breasts up against some unsuspecting man....funny, they don't seem to mind too much <eg> ~rain~

rain -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (6/5/2004 6:17:40 AM)
i recently had to get a nightguard, b/c i grind my teeth at night... and, i was wondering if it might make giving head more pleasurable to the man b/c the top row of teeth have a smooth protective cover..... Has anyone tried this at home? ~rain~

ShadeDiva -> RE: non-sexual, sexual things? (6/12/2004 12:51:46 AM)
Gumming - the highlight of your wife or female partner losing their teeth. LOL Sorry nightguards and blowjobs just make me think of gumming for some reason hehehe! There's a street sign by a dominant ladyfriend of mine, that cracked me up when I saw it. The street name is Manlove. For some reason I just get visuals that I doubt the city council imagined when they named the street that lol. I keep saying we HAVE to do a photoshoot with male models looking all street urchiny right under that sign - it's just too perfect! lol ~ShadeDiva

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