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quietkitten -> Couldn't sleep (2/23/2005 1:27:49 PM)
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Funny things NOT to do to your Dominant:
1. Use the spreader bars, canes and paddles in the fireplace.
2. During a play party do your impression of Igor, hunch over and say "yes, Master" when ordered to fetch something.
3. Sing a never ending chorus of "Anything you can do I can do better" during a session.
4. Ask "Is that as HARD as you can hit?"
5. Cross your eyes and stick out your tongue while your Master discusses your punishment.
6. Sing "Faster, faster, we need a new Master" during your flogging.
7. Blow out each candle Sir lights during wax play.
8. Ask to go to the bathroom every five minutes during Masters Shibari session.
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