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RedSavageSlave -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 7:58:52 PM)
If my freaking cat climbs up my leg using her claws just ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!! Im gonna...Im gonna...Im gonna have claw marks on my leg... dammit.. I just cant stay mad at her..shes so damn cute! [&:]

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 8:36:35 PM)
Bob: So Sean puts all this acid in his pocket, and the school cop [comes out]... So he takes off running... and he's running through the track field... and the sprinklers are on. So the water soaks through his pants... and melts the acid, which went through his pants... onto the skin on his leg. So you know, over a hundred hits of acid...dissolved into Sean's leg. Fried him. So I went to see him a week later. It had just snowed, and he was sitting outside in the cold. <flashback> Bob: What are you doin' outside, man? Sean: Are you him? Bob: Yeah, I'm him. Sean: Jesus! Have I sinned, or am I going to heaven? Bob: You're fryin', man. How much acid did you take? Sean: Wait. You're not Jesus. You're Bob. Bob: I'm Bob! How goes it? Sean: How are you doing that? Bob: Doin' what? Sean: Walkin' on water. If I get off this chair, I'll drown. Wanna know why, Bob? 'Cause I can't swim. Bob: Oh, I get it. So, Sean, do you see land anywhere, or--? Sean: Just water. Say, Bob? Bob: Yeah? Sean: You are Jesus. Bob: That's right. I am. Why do you ask? Sean: Satan is in the house. He killed my mom... and turned her into a bull. I gotta kill her! <cops pull up> Cop: Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around. Sean: I'm saved! I'm saved! Cop: Put your hands up! Bob: Yeah, sure, Sean. You're saved. Cop: I said put your hands in the air! <end of flashback> Bob: Chemicals, man. They'll fuck you up.

socalbbwsub -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 8:50:31 PM)
me: my foots asleep. Daddy: now its going to be up all night.

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 10:02:32 PM)
How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 10:17:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde a gift for our Kitten http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVqEBLVBeP0 I completely forgot about the jeweled-handled riding crop in his hand in that part!

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 11:14:08 PM)
i'm an atheist who won't date outside of my own religion, go figure

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 11:15:50 PM)
Most people give up their innocence. I pawned mine a long time ago.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 11:19:49 PM)
LoverForDomme: You're that easy to bribe? I have some pocket lent here... DiurnalVampire: Dont you mean LINT? LoverForDomme: No, this is better, its like giving up pockets for a month

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/3/2007 11:27:22 PM)
mo quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire LoverForDomme: You're that easy to bribe? I have some pocket lent here... DiurnalVampire: Dont you mean LINT? LoverForDomme: No, this is better, its like giving up pockets for a month OMG that is hilarious. Sounds like something I would say, which is probably why I find it so funny. I'm still laughing. -*- We live in a society in which it is normal to be sick; and sick to be abnormal.

hejira92 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 8:09:44 AM)
My doctor just gave my rebuilt boobs clearance for underwires! Yay! Victoria's Secret- here I come! (with Master, of course) (rebuilt boobs, you say? yes. childbirth and weightloss are a bitch on your breasts.)

missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 8:13:17 AM)
If i replace my shoe shopping habit with a corset shopping habit - does that mean im cured?

hejira92 -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 8:39:53 AM)
OOOOoooh! Corsets! Another reason to shop for my new boobs! Totally unrelated----- Why are there so many millionaires dying without heirs in South Africa and Nigeria?

pinkkeith -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 9:17:30 AM)
Oh my God! Shoes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w

missturbation -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 9:30:07 AM)
why was there no nice shoes in that video?

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 10:04:00 AM)
pussy is like a box of chocolates... eat all you like, but somebody has usually gotten to the cherry first

pinkkeith -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 10:40:44 AM)
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells 'stop', goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

darchChylde -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 11:02:18 AM)
when i'm sitting in my room looking at the stars, i wonder... where the hell is my ceiling?!?!

pinkkeith -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 12:23:14 PM)
The shadows were black around him, The dripping jaws gaped wide, Thicker than rain the red drops fell; But my love was fiercer than Death's black spell, Nor all the iron walls of hell Could keep me from his side. The Song of Belit by Robert E. Howard

katzschen -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 1:07:32 PM)
It's like oral sex in a cup. (referring to a double iced white chocolate cappucino from a local coffeehouse in Savannah, which is usually referred to as "an orgasm in a cup" but on this night was a little off) It's like an orgasm in a donut. (Referring to the first bite of the New York Cheesecake donut from Krispy Kreme)

TreSwank -> RE: Random Stupidity (1/4/2007 1:12:15 PM)
Has anyone here ever thought about fucking a frozen chicken? Me neither.

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