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LotusSong -> The Welfare Office (1/2/2007 6:45:03 PM)
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job"
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his Mercedes, but he'll happily supply all of clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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