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SlyStone -> Dear Collarchat (1/3/2007 5:28:44 AM)
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Another letter from the files of collarchat.
Dear Collarchat,
I am a TPE slave to my Master. He is my world, I exist for his pleasure and to serve him, he owns me. I would die for him.
But
Yesterday master tried to force me to eat broccoli. In front of his friends. I feel he violated our trust because he knows I hate brocccoli. I cannot recover from this no matter how hard I try. I cannot sleep or eat,even stuff I like like a mcdonalds fish filet and I love those. Should I return his collar?
Signed,
Brocophobic
Dear Brocophobic
First a few questions and suggestions.
Have you tried communicating to your master just how much you really hate broccoli?
Have you considered that maybe your master was testing your obedience
and it's not the broccoli but what the broccoli represents?
Have you tried cheese sauce on your broccoli?
After much deliberation collarchat recommends you keep your collar and ask your master to beat you with the broccoli stalk rather than force you to eat it.
Problem solved
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