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65 year old mother - 1/4/2007 7:26:40 AM

LadyEllen

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Thanks to the miracle of fertility treatment, a woman was able to have a baby at 65. When she was discharged from hospital, her relatives came to visit.
"Can we see the baby?" they asked.
"Not yet," said the 65-year-old mother.
Twenty minutes later they asked again. "Can we see the baby?"
"Not yet," said the mother.
Another twenty minutes later, they asked again. "Can we see the baby?"
"Not yet," said the mother.
The relatives were growing impatient. "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"When it cries."
"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
"Because I forgot where I put it."

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RE: 65 year old mother - 1/4/2007 10:48:31 AM

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Maaaayybe she ought to have a live in nanny/nurse.

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RE: 65 year old mother - 1/4/2007 11:01:44 AM

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LOL... That was to funny.. I dont feel so bad now that my dad can never remeber my birthday

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RE: 65 year old mother - 1/5/2007 4:26:03 PM

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