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Complete Honest Disclosure - 1/4/2007 2:54:41 PM

Mercnbeth

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Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her.On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

Ed began by saying to his new lady friend that she meant so much to him, "It's only fair to warn you that I'm a complete and utter golf nut. I eat, sleep and breathe golf.... so if that's a problem, you'd better say so right now."

"Well, since we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," replied Ed, and was quiet for a moment.Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.

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RE: Complete Honest Disclosure - 1/5/2007 4:24:20 PM

Bella1

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next time I'll finish my coffee first.... good one..

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RE: Complete Honest Disclosure - 1/5/2007 7:03:37 PM

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LOL.... Bella hon never be drinking anything or eating anything while reading here... unless you like replaceing things like monitors and key boards.

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RE: Complete Honest Disclosure - 1/7/2007 5:46:45 AM

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LOL that was a good one Mercnbeth......

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