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hejira92 -> Revised songs for Baby Boomers (1/5/2007 8:34:49 AM)

For all you baby boomers!
It was fun being a baby boomer ... Until now. Some of the artists of the "60's" are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nas h--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidn ey Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

17. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.




MagiksSlave -> RE: Revised songs for Baby Boomers (1/5/2007 12:44:36 PM)

((giggles))

Ok these things should come with a worning!!!

Magik's slave




LTRsubNW -> RE: Revised songs for Baby Boomers (1/5/2007 4:33:17 PM)

I don't think that's funny at al....(oh FUCK!!!! I just broke my hip)




windchymes -> RE: Revised songs for Baby Boomers (1/5/2007 7:41:19 PM)

Loved 'em![:D]




mastermargarita -> RE: Revised songs for Baby Boomers (1/7/2007 10:18:55 AM)

LOL that was a good list. 




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