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the Irish Daughter - 2/24/2005 4:56:17 PM

proudsub

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I was cleaning out some old email and came across another one i like, i hope it doesn't offend anyone:

The Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
>>
>>Upon her return, her father cursed her; " Where have you been all
this
>>time,
>>you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know
how
>>you
>>were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp!
>>
>>Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"
>>
>>The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
>>Prostitute..."
>>
>>"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to
>>this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
>>
>>"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat,
>>title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
>>certificate
>>for $5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you
Daddy,
>>the
>>spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside
>>plus
>>a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an
>>invitation
>>for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the
Riviera,
>>and...."
>>
>>"Now what was it you said you had become?" asked her dad.
>>
>>Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! . Sniff,
sniff"
>>
>>"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you
said "a
>>Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"

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RE: the Irish Daughter - 2/24/2005 5:08:40 PM

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omg that is too funny....when I was reading the story, long before i got to the end....when she said she was a prostitute I seriously thought, well that's better than a Protestant to an Irish father! When I got to the end I nearly peed myself!!!! Thanks for the laugh.

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RE: the Irish Daughter - 2/24/2005 5:16:09 PM

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-snickers- That's just lovely...

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RE: the Irish Daughter - 2/24/2005 11:52:05 PM

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Very Funny Proud, thanks for the laugh... M

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