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Bella1 -> Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 3:59:20 PM)

I don't post very much because I have a very hard time with spelling, so please excuese the errors.

I have been reading the forums for almost a year now, and I'm finding it very hard to go to the Super Market.  PLEASE read only AFTER you have had your coffee, I wouldn't want you spitting all over your pc...  ok and here's why.....

When I'm shopping in the Meat isle, all I can think about when I see the RED meat, is someone getting a Spanking . 

The produce section, oh my...  I'll NEVER look at Ginger Root as a food ever again, but I do think of it as it turning one on really good!  ((ty Bitatruble))  

And the Bath Isle, good gosh.... to see Hair Brushes, after reading all those posts about pulling hair, & brushing hair, and tieing it with a fist!  and lets not forget about ALL thoese Hair Clips,  I'm sure there are many ways to use them to....(Shudders as I think about em)  

And then tolite paper......first thought that comes to mind is a nilla, wannabe into bondgage being tied up at the wrist...(another ty Bitatruble)  

oh oh, the Book section.....lol   that Isle I Avoid!!!! reminds me to much of the many many links that are posted to help one find the answers.. just goes to show, how much Collar me is like a Super Market.

I hope u enjoy.
*Bella1*

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LTRsubNW -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 4:30:06 PM)

Number 9....number 9....




mymasterssub69 -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 4:34:13 PM)

rofl

i can no longer handle the following without giggling and/or thinking naughty thoughts while shopping:

cucumbers
bananas
carrots
whipped cream
cherries




mastercreeker -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 5:41:46 PM)

Supermarket's definately cool, though I used to work on a dairy farm, and found over 110 things compatible to BDSM play, just walking from the milking parlor to the office, just my perverted mind and me...........ah, the memories (chuckles)




demistress -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 5:45:15 PM)

DOLLAR STORE KINK BABY!!!!!  MY FAVORITE WAY TO PLAY.... I love walking through the dollarstore with a subbie and pointing out all the things I could use and HOW I could use them :)  Frozen egg rolls good for shoving where????




Bella1 -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 6:34:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mymasterssub69

rofl

i can no longer handle the following without giggling and/or thinking naughty thoughts while shopping:

cucumbers
bananas
carrots
whipped cream
cherries





Bella1 -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 6:36:44 PM)

oops, sry....I got lost in da whipped cream......lol

mastercreeker....... 110   I love it.....

demistress .........the dollarstore will never be the same...ty


*Bella1*




MagiksSlave -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 7:00:29 PM)

LOL I was gunna say the dollar store too.. youd be suprosed how much of Master and my collection of toys is comprised of dollar store purchases

Magik's slave




sleazy -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/5/2007 7:25:35 PM)

Clean up on aisle 6, clean up on aisle 6




Saratov -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/6/2007 2:01:13 PM)

Pack a lunch for tailgating or to eat in the car then go to Lowe's or Home Depot and make a day of it... ropes, chains, clips, clamps, snap hooks... 




TopinPa -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/6/2007 4:50:30 PM)

If you relate so well to super market items better stay out of the hard ware store




Bella1 -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/7/2007 5:33:12 AM)

Saratov, and Topinpa....ty so much for the info.  Now I know why my honey spends so much time in Lowe's.   I'm just wondering where the hell he's got all this stuff hiden. LOL  and why he hasn't broken it out for me YET!

*Bella1*




Saratov -> RE: Collarme & the Super Market (1/7/2007 8:33:32 AM)

[8|] You haven't packed that lunch yet and offered to go with him? [sm=ofcourse.gif] 
Some peoples subbies. [8|]     [sm=lol.gif]  [sm=biggrin.gif]




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