Bard: [steps downstage, clears throat and desperately tries to recall Juiliard class about enunciating to the back row] Hello, Shoeshineboy!
Grams: Thunderous applause and cries of 'Encore, Encore!...et al.' [Bard steps forward to bathe in due adulation, but is transported sideways by large hook that appears from stage left, and is deposited uncerimoneously into the cheap seats.]
Thank you for saying hello Bardtothebone, and not ignoring me like the others. Seems this site encourages introductions , but yet I only get snubbed by the women on it.
Try not to take it too personally, you will find that a lot of people comment on the lack of replies/responses to their posts and emails. Make yourself known on the boards and let people learn more about you this way.