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hammernhoney -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 6:23:27 AM)

Well kris I would feed them and in a box behind our big wood stove.what would another few mouths to feed around here.with 3 horses 20 hounds and around 20 barn cats 2 more wouldn't matter...."Show me a male that doesn't like cats and I"LL show you a man that doesn't appreciate women"...william




Lorelei115 -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 6:32:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissyRane

What would you do if you discovered you'd locked yourself outside while u were outside sunbathing without a phone and nobody in your family had an extra key, and your neighbours were a bunch of pervs (long shot but.)[:D]


As long as I have a credit card, I can get into my apartment. Makes me feel nicely secure, it really does. Good thing my town doesn't exactly have a high crime rate.


What would you do if you really were the last person on earth?




mymasterssub69 -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 7:17:50 AM)

gawd i would be one horny woman starving for sex - LOL! 

i would be going insane from lack of  Daddy's company.


what would you do if discovered you're a celeb's long lost child?




pinkkeith -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 7:33:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mymasterssub69

what would you do if discovered you're a celeb's long lost child?



I think it would depend on what celeb it was. Frist I would be shocked to know that the mother was sexual active with the celeb. Maybe then I would track down my long lost daddy.

What would you do if you were alone and lost on an island and didn't speak the natives' language?




MissyRane -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 8:20:14 AM)

I would use sign language asking where the toilet is

what would you do if you caught your mom in bed with santa?




pinkkeith -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 8:26:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissyRane

what would you do if you caught your mom in bed with santa?


I would sing. "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause ... Oh my God, they aren't doing that!!"

What would you do if a young lady standing next to you waiting for the crosswalk sign to say "walk" slipped on some ice?




Fitznicely -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 8:37:48 AM)

Pick her up, then wonder how ice developed in the torrential rain we've been having.

What would you do if your totally vanilla friend found your toy collection?




MissyRane -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 9:04:15 AM)

Ask them if they wanted to try

What would you do if you were able to see the future




pinkkeith -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 9:12:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissyRane

What would you do if you were able to see the future


I would figure out what the numbers were to the next MegaMillions lottery and play those numbers.

What would you do if you ran out of money on vacation and you still have three days more of it to enjoy?




Fitznicely -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 9:20:13 AM)

Beach!

What would you do if they banned pornography?




Lashra -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 9:28:00 AM)

OYE! I'd have to find something else to watch while I eat my breakfast. Yes I eat my breakfast and watch porn....I guess I would watch cartoons

What would you do if you were walking through the mall parking lot to your car and saw a naked man sitting in the drivers seat?


~Lashra




pinkkeith -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 9:43:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

What would you do if you were walking through the mall parking lot to your car and saw a naked man sitting in the drivers seat?



I would tell him that he has a nice stick shift.

What would you do if President Bush declared marshall law in order to be President for a third term?




Fitznicely -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 9:43:57 AM)

Leave the planet.

What would you do if you caught your supposedly hetero partner gettin jiggy with someone of the same sex*?


* Substitute appropriate bi/gay/poly relations as required




Lorelei115 -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 9:52:29 AM)

I be very very pissed off.. that they didn't invite me.

What would you do if all your electronic gadgets stopped working?




pinkkeith -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 10:17:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

What would you do if all your electronic gadgets stopped working?


I would sit at my desk and stare at my wall, or the darkness depending on the time of day.

What would you do if no one laughed at anything you said.




Fitznicely -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 10:23:33 AM)

Hey, welcome to my world [&:]

What would you do if no-one took you seriously?




mnottertail -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 10:25:06 AM)

Apparently that which I am no doing.

What would you do if you were in a planecrash?




pinkkeith -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 10:27:58 AM)

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What would you do if you were in a planecrash?


I would bend over and scream, "please just one more time!"

What would you do if the IRS wanted to audit you?




Fitznicely -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 11:20:51 AM)

Tell them they have no jurisdiction. Wrong continent [:D]

What would you do if they declared martial law tomorrow?




crouchingtigress -> RE: What Would You Do If....... (1/10/2007 1:27:06 PM)

i would be in denile
 
what would you do if your dog had puppies that were half human




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