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belljar -> I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 7:39:46 AM)

Ya know, I've gotten alot of "form letter" emails. As we all have.
But THIS ONE takes the cake in the form of a male trolling for a stupid unsuspecting woman who'll be naive enough to join him in voice chat so he can wank.



"Hello Goddess
I am an intelligent, unattacthed, uncollared submissive and I am looking to serve. I work as a documentary film maker and am also very well travelled internationally. Your profile is very appealing if I might so remark Goddess. Although originally from the UK I have also lived in Hong Kong, Rio de Janeiro and the U.S. amongst other places.
I have enclosed/attatched picture below and i very much hope i am to your liking. 
Goddess, i am experienced in certain very intimate areas of servitude, but i am shy about them in text. I do have yahoo chat and a headset etc... my yahoo id is:  {witnessprotectionprogram cause I ain't THAT mean}

May I enquire, do you have yahoo chat with voice or something similar Goddess?
I hope we can speak soon Goddess...."



MadamShy -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 7:42:18 AM)

Oh I get those all the time

My daughter even more so



thetammyjo -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 7:47:31 AM)

Maybe I'm clueless but how do you know it is a "form letter"? Is it using "Goddess" instead of your name/ID on here?

It seems generic but it is at least much better written than many I've seen. I've seen several one-liners.



GoddessDustyGold -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 10:34:52 AM)

*Smile*
It is well written, but I will attest to the fact that it is, in fact, a form letter.  I have received it, more than once.
In spite of the fact that I use Goddess in My title, I was aware it was a nicely composed form letter since I am adamant about no chatting on IM programs.  I would have to wonder about someone who would write such a nice letter that is supposed to come off as personal, when it directly and specifically  ignores a preference I make clear. 



mnottertail -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 10:39:05 AM)

The reason they want that is to get into your 360 and maybe your email addys.

Have safe computing as well as safe sex.

Firewall, spyware and virus blocking for computers....

Well, I am not into the rubbers but you get the idea.

Ron



DianeB269 -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 2:54:55 PM)

Join the club, I get them every other day.

I got this one about 5 minutes ago

"Mistress? Can I take you shopping? clean your house? Wash your car? mow your lawn? laundry?"



Diane



LadyLupineNYC -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 2:59:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: thetammyjo

Maybe I'm clueless but how do you know it is a "form letter"? Is it using "Goddess" instead of your name/ID on here?

It seems generic but it is at least much better written than many I've seen. I've seen several one-liners.


I have gotten the exact same email, word for word...and here I though I was special *weeps*



PsyVamp -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 6:19:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: thetammyjo

Maybe I'm clueless but how do you know it is a "form letter"? Is it using "Goddess" instead of your name/ID on here?

It seems generic but it is at least much better written than many I've seen. I've seen several one-liners.


Oh TammyJo  I almost fell of the bed laughing when I read "one-liners".  I just got one the other day and all it said was "i'd like to know  more about you"  No intro or anything...lol

Psy



MiladyElaine -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/11/2007 6:56:47 PM)

How about " I'm for hire for 1-6 hrs if interested"
LOL Talk about arrogance!



Firsttime -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/12/2007 6:37:32 PM)

subs/slaves aren't the only ones that send one liners, I got one from a male Dom that only said   "want a Dom for a lover?"  



Lorelei115 -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/12/2007 9:20:45 PM)

Did you reply "Why, yes, do you know where to find one?" [;)]



DianeB269 -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/13/2007 5:44:29 AM)

Two more stupid messages....
First message

"hi"

Second message

"you trolling again........do you phone?"


I love this place!!!!!!!!!



Diane



fingernailboy -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/13/2007 6:49:47 AM)

first off I would like to say hello to everyone. I know i'm not a Mistress infact I am the opposite. I'm a male sub. I would however like to know the best way to get a Mistress's attention. I must be doing something wrong because I try and keep it real but don't hear back from them. I was wondering if maybe you could give me some pointers? I am fairly new to this. I am looking for real time. Possibly online if the right Mistress comes along. any suggestions? Thanks so much.
Karl



SweetDommes -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/13/2007 9:19:43 PM)

I just got this one ...

"hello ma'am"

Now, in the profile, it says to not send one liners, it states that there are two of us, AND it also states that I don't like to be called "ma'am" ... we have a winner here, don't we ladies? [8|]



MySweetSubmssive -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/13/2007 9:30:04 PM)

good evening maam, how are you tonite?


i do...its late and too tired to send it...i can send it sunday though.  Thank you for messaging me.  (sent out of the blue, and apparently to the wrong person)

MSS




MistressSassy66 -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/13/2007 9:38:39 PM)

The most recent oneliner I got...... was do you c2c?
It took Me forever to figure out the C meant cam...Bad day at the brain shop...lol

I have to say its not limited to men...I have almost as many women that write that clearly dont fit what I seek.



ldya -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/15/2007 8:45:59 AM)

My personal favorite so far? "Do you toilet train subs Ma'am?" That was it. Nothing more. This from a boy that had nothing written in his profile.

*long suffering sigh* 'DELETE'



beltainefaerie -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/15/2007 9:36:08 AM)

I have a tendency to repond to the idiots in the hope of helping them learn some manners that may get their needs met.  However, since anyone who has read my profile can see that I am looking for friends to share my understanding of kink, I actually have time to respond to the few people that email me.  Occasionally I've had people thank me for helping them adjust their approach.  Usually, though, they just go away, which is fine with me. 



rapunzel2 -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/15/2007 9:42:54 AM)

I'm a submissive, and not a mistress, but my favorite one was "show me the slut."  That's all it said.    It just made me scratch my head in puzzlement.



SweetDommes -> RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... (1/15/2007 8:21:11 PM)

I got another one that started off with "hello ma'am" followed by a pretty obvious form letter ... from a femsub.

It's definitely not only the male submissives who do it.

On another site, where I have the identical profile up, I got one from a male 'dominant' (using the term loosely) offering to let us dominate his femsub on cam ... when we're pretty clear that we aren't interested in fem, and that we don't do online.  I told him that his "offer" was rude and offensive considering he claimed to have read the profile and based his "offer" on that - I didn't hear back from him.



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