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farglebargle -> RE: I am so glad they caught the beast that took Ben (1/12/2007 10:32:28 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MzMia
I am watching the coverage of the beast that took the 2 missing boys.
I am so glad they caught him, it was a miracle that Ben was found alive.
I have to confess I thought he would not be found alive.
Great story
We need to teach our children. If Abducted, it is your DUTY to find a way to kill your captor and escape. When you do that, we'll get Ice Cream.
I suggest as soon as they understand they're in danger ( Say in the middle of Wal-Mart ) they launch themselves AT their attacker, using whatever is handy for a weapon ( What's this? A toaster? ) screaming "I EAT YOUR EYES, AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD as they rip at them with them sharp little fingernails, teeth, whatever."
That'll throw the perverts off their game.
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