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missturbation -> Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 10:59:49 AM)
I love a good sexist joke. Such as :- Why do men name their penises? Well, would you let a stranger make 99% of your decisions? Men are like carpet tiles, once you've laid them properly you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives. An intelligent man, the easter bunny and an intelligent woman are walking down the street. They spot £5 on the floor, who picks it up? The intelligent woman of course, the other two dont exist. Care to share your sexist jokes????? Oh and apologies to anyone this offends [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 11:37:11 AM)
Whats the difference between a man and a pig? One has no manners, likes to live in its own filth and grunts a lot. The other is a farmyard animal. E

missturbation -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 2:57:02 PM)
Thank you - [:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 3:44:51 PM)
Youre welcome! Non PC threads are always good of a Saturday night! How about this one? How do you stop a man from gagging? Take your heel out of his mouth E

dcnovice -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 3:50:08 PM)
Found this at The Best Sexist Jokes Ever: What's the best thing about getting a blow job? The whole time she can't talk.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 3:52:37 PM)
Why are men like computers.......... 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter

spankmepink11 -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 3:54:11 PM)
If a man speaks and theres not a woman around, is he still wrong??

WyrdRich -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 3:57:56 PM)
Well, I don't normally pull these out without quite a bit of sour-mash in my bloodstream but since you ask.... Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: So you can carry them home like a six-pack Q: What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pussy? A: Mashed potatoes doesn't make it's own gravy I'm going to stop now in case my wife finds this post[:D]

LadyEllen -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 4:08:51 PM)
Difference between the Titanic and a man? The Titanic went down without being asked. E

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Sexist jokes (1/13/2007 9:27:26 PM)
never know some might be able to. quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Found this at The Best Sexist Jokes Ever: What's the best thing about getting a blow job? The whole time she can't talk.

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