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sting516 -> The Texas Midget (2/27/2005 12:14:40 PM)
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The Texas Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached
almost all the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining
table and drop his pants.
The doctor put one finger under the fellow's left testicle and told
the midget to turn his head and cough (the usual method to check
for a hernia).
"Hmmm!" mumbled the doc and, putting his finger under the right
testicle, he again asked the midget to cough.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip, on the right side; then snip, snip,snip,snip
snip, snip, snip, on the left side.
The stunned midget was too afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping didn't hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if his testicles
still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's
office and discovered that his testicles were no longer aching. The
midget exclaimed, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did
you do?"
The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots."
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