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The Blond and the Barn - 1/15/2007 7:58:44 AM

LotusSong

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Amy, a blonde Texan-city girl, marries a Texas-rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one ... right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde , the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?" That's simple. "By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says:

"I guess it's to hang your pants on..."

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RE: The Blond and the Barn - 1/16/2007 8:52:16 PM

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Got a good laugh out of me.

I once read an article by P.J. O’Rouke in which he witnessed an artificial insemination of a cow. Apparently a long tube of frozen bull sperm is shoved into the cow’s vagina and, in case it gets stuck along the way, the farmer shoved his arm (gloved, I presume) up it’s anus to guide the frozen bull sperm in. O’Rouke’s comment on the whole situation: "I’ll never forget the expression on that cows face."

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RE: The Blond and the Barn - 1/16/2007 10:57:47 PM

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Haha! I love it! With all the blonde jokes this one is my favorite. She may still be stupid, but at least she is a smartass in this one! Hahaha I love it.

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RE: The Blond and the Barn - 1/18/2007 2:23:50 PM

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i gotta show this one to Master

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