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littleweewee -> To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 8:36:32 AM)
My landlady is a strict french amazon women. The other day she caught me in the bathroom with a pair of her panties and walked in just when I was squitring. Now when I come home from work she makes me strip naked and put on panties she chooses and I must wear them the rest of the night. She has told her sister and her girlfriends and now they come over to see what kind of panties im wearing. She is also my supervisor at work. What should I do?

stef -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 8:45:37 AM)
How long did it take you to type that using only one hand? ~stef

Lashra -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 8:46:57 AM)
See if you can get a reduction in your rent due to lack of privacy. ~Lashra

littleweewee -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 8:50:18 AM)
How did you know I was doing that

mnottertail -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 8:50:27 AM)
I am not sure he wants to go that route, see, she might push back and fire him, because I doubt his job description includes parading in panties for the girls, I am pretty sure mcdonalds has a dress code and sanitary requirements, but I dont know---they got a french-amazon supervisor....what kind of wine is the amazonian region of france known for, btw? Curiously, Ron

KEN0428 -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 8:51:46 AM)
Dream on son dream on.

LadyEllen -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 9:04:25 AM)
What should you do? Go and find a nice bridge to live under? But thanks for posting this anyway, I am genuinely amused by those of your particular fantasy species and am concerned at the growing threat of extinction you face. Its nice to know there are still some of you out there thinking this stuff up and risking RSI! E

onestandingstill -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:20:43 AM)
Hey little, If you believe that story I have some Ice I'm selling to Eskimos. Want to buy the company? Only $100,000.00. I bet you'll believe that's a wise investment if you believe the yarn you spun above. suzanne

stef -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:25:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littleweewee How did you know I was doing that Ancient Chinese secret! ~stef

LaTigresse -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:37:56 AM)
Snort laughing over this one. Thank god I had no beverage in my hand or mouth.

deeddlit -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:49:16 AM)
What should you do about what?? I seem to be missing the main idea here. Ladydeeddlit

stef -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:57:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Snort laughing over this one. Thank god I had no beverage in my hand or mouth. I need to work on my timing [;)] ~stef

crouchingtigress -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 11:19:34 AM)
quote: I seem to be missing the main idea here. We have be cordially invited to participate in a wank-fest which we have respectfully declined[;)]

Lashra -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 12:07:16 PM)
That would be Whipbitch Pinot Noir, Ron. Its the standard for amazonian/french landladies with a strict policy of making their tenants crossdress and succumb to their humilation desires. ~Lashra

mnottertail -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 12:18:52 PM)
Lashra, this has to be the work of a poseur, non? if not why is the nome de plume not petiteouioui, se vous plait? LOLOLOL (frenchmen the world over are apoplectic)

ineedotk -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:04:14 PM)
Ever notice how some guys have ALL the luck?

MstrssScarlet -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:17:52 PM)
I'm suprised that his profile is still there. I give him a week tops. Mistress Scarlet

MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 10:32:54 PM)
Better odds than the lottery.

LadyLockdown -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/18/2007 11:12:16 PM)
Hahaha....French Amazon....that is like Texas French... Gaddyup, y'all, see-voo-play? Hahahaha! (Or is that Southern France? - Mare see bow coo, y'all

FullCircle -> RE: To all Mistresses (1/19/2007 4:59:46 PM)
Some idiot posts something and we all respond. I just wanted to add that in response.

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