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onestandingstill -> Valentines (1/18/2007 9:58:04 AM)
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Valentines day is fast approaching. Here are some
> card idea that didn't make the cut!
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> 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
> but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
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> 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
> Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
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> 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
> In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
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> 7. This feels so good, it feels so right
> I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
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> 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
> especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass.
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> 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
> But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
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> 4. Through all the things that came to pass
> Our love has grown but so's your ass.
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> 3. You're a honey and you're a cutie
> I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty."
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> 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
> So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
>
> 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
> You should check out the one that I gave to your
> sister!
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