Subject: Big breakthrough A major research institution has just announced the discovery ofthe densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcranium." Bushcranium has one neutron, 12 assistantneutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons,giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held togetherby dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vastquantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol forBushcranium is "W".   Bushcranium's mass actually increases overtime, as morons randomly interact with various elements in theatmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcraniummolecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotionleads some scientists to believe that Bushcranium is formedwhenever morons reach a certain concentration. Thishypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass". Whencatalyzed with money, Bushcranium activates Foxnewsium, an elementthat radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherentnoise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.GandalfP.s. given to me by casey shelly.