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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

At age 21 I was a far better "expert" at bondage than half the 40+ doms you will find on this site.

I also was a far better "expert" in philosophy than 98% of the people here (and am child compared to the other 2%).

And I'd say the same goes for mind fucks, humiliation and objectification, sexual energy transfer, Buffy trivia, and a few other things.

But you won't hear me claim such except in threads like these that try to say I can't be an expert in things because of my age.

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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

At age 21 I was a far better "expert" at bondage than half the 40+ doms you will find on this site.

I also was a far better "expert" in philosophy than 98% of the people here (and am child compared to the other 2%).

And I'd say the same goes for mind fucks, humiliation and objectification, sexual energy transfer, Buffy trivia, and a few other things.

But you won't hear me claim such except in threads like these that try to say I can't be an expert in things because of my age.

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ORIGINAL: BDSM05478

There is something I have been seeing alot of recently, self proclaimed experts in several even unqualified catagories. I know we can all claim to be experts in Flea Markets and Ren Fairs but that isn't something that I can see even bothering to mark. How about those claiming to be experts in the bdsm lifestyle?? Just that alone is an impossiblity. When I see someone that is 21 and an "expert" in Nanotechnology, Archaeology, Museums, Hypnosis, Knife play and is a professional chef, I begin to doubt not only their truthfullness but also their perception of themselves. I know at least 4 people will chime in with age is not a predictor of experience or knowledge but in this example I disagree. I think it really cheapens the actual expert that paid their dues to claim that right. What defines someone as an expert in spankings??

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I am not an expert in anything.(Domiguy looks sad, head hung low) I might be an expert or well versed in a few parts of something, but alas, nothing as a whole(Domiguy now spinning the cylinder of handgun...puts gun to temple pulls trigger... dissapointed nothing happens...looks down barrel of gun with a forlorn sigh...repeats procedure.)...So sad.

Yet as I reconsider I do believe...No strike that! I KNOW  I was an expert  at ONE thing (Eyes start to glisten...typing more rapidly now) It was a commercial...Yep just one commercial that seemed to never stop running...It went something like this:

Customer: How do you get your shirts so clean, Mr. Lee?

Mr. Lee: Ancient Chinese Secret.

(Camera shows Mrs Lee all grungy and sweaty doing laundry and probably sewing together some Nike shoes.)

Mrs. Lee: My husband, some hot shot. Here's his ancient Chinese secret. Calgon. Calgon's two water softeners soften wash waters so detergents clean better, In hardest water, Calgon helps detergents get laundry up to 30% cleaner.

(Mrs. Lee now walks from the back(hidden) part of store to the front of store holding an empty box of Calgon.)

Mrs. Lee: (yelling at husband and shaking the box in his face) We need more Calgon!

Customer: (to Mr. Lee in an astonished voice) Ancient Chinese Secret, Huh!

(although not depicted in the actual commercial, and keep in mind I was a young Domiboy when this commercial originally aired, I always imagined,as soon as the customer left, an enraged Mr. Lee  Fucking  the shit out of Mrs. Lee's ass using Calgon as the only lubricant till her ass was a bloody mess....Punishing her  for acting like such a twat in front of one of his customers.)

Soooo....

Calgon Commercial....Expert.

So when do I get to punish some of the rancid box on this thing?.....(polishing nipple clamps..looks at flogger...staring at computer waiting for "New Messages.")

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115
I'm an expert at putting my foot in my mouth. Yup, some day that sucker's gonna have to be surgically removed.

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

(although not depicted in the actual commercial, and keep in mind I was a young Domiboy when this commercial originally aired, I always imagined,as soon as the customer left, an enraged Mr. Lee  Fucking  the shit out of Mrs. Lee's ass using Calgon as the only lubricant till her ass was a bloody mess....Punishing her  for acting like such a twat in front of one of his customers.)

Soooo....

Calgon Commercial....Expert.


D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

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ORIGINAL: QuietDom

Note to novice Doms; do not refer openly to your sub as a "test subject."  If something you do gets rewarded with a jump and a yelp, it's better to say something like "Liked that, did you?" than "Hmmm, that was interesting.  Let's try that again..."

Not that I'll take my own advice, I suppose.

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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

I'm an expert in nanotechnology.

Did someone have a question?

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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

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ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

I'm an expert in nanotechnology.

Did someone have a question?

Do you know Ralph Merkle?