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Thanatosian -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/20/2004 6:50:11 AM)

then again Dread, in some USA states it is still illegal to read the paper or do dishes on a Sunday, or to eat peanuts in church, or to drive a car without someone carrrying a lantern walking 20 feet ahead of it so as to not scare the horses ( all laws still on the books )[;)]



Estring -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/20/2004 9:10:23 AM)

And thank heavens they are! [:D]



ModeratorThree -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/20/2004 5:09:13 PM)

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(Shakes his head an is thankful he is not a moderator [Sorry no emoticon for that.])




Might need to create one soon!



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proudsub -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/20/2004 5:25:47 PM)

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in some USA states it is still illegal to read the paper or do dishes on a Sunday,


YESSSSSS no more dishes on Sundays, do you think my Dom will mind if i leave them in the sink?



ModeratorThree -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/20/2004 5:37:40 PM)

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YESSSSSS no more dishes on Sundays, do you think my Dom will mind if i leave them in the sink?




I am personally more interested in what he thought of the "toothbrush" thing... *snickers*



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proudsub -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/20/2004 10:01:48 PM)

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I am personally more interested in what he thought of the "toothbrush" thing... *snickers*


LOL it was a "don't ask, don't tell" thing. I never told him i tried his toothbrush as a vib.



Thanatosian -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/20/2004 11:07:12 PM)

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LOL it was a "don't ask, don't tell" thing. I never told him i tried his toothbrush as a vib.



you used his toothbrush instead of yours????? Oh my my my my my.(shaking head [and yes we really do need an emoticon for this])

btw - did you ever get around to trying toothpaste? just curious (chem play is kinda a fetish of mine[;)])



Sinergy -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/21/2004 5:08:15 AM)

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LOL it was a "don't ask, don't tell" thing. I never told him i tried his toothbrush as a vib.


Did he ask you why the toothpaste tasted funny the next day?

Sinergy



proudsub -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/21/2004 1:57:44 PM)

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Did he ask you why the toothpaste tasted funny the next day?


I did wash it, and no He didn't say a word. Am i a bad sub for not telling Him everything i do?

Maybe that should be a whole new thread.



MistressKiss -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/21/2004 4:11:49 PM)

You know, they have those little motorized toothbrushes now...is that what you were talking about, proudsub? They are quite fun...grinssssssssssss



Estring -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/21/2004 4:16:06 PM)

And no more morning breath either! [:D]



iwillserveu -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/21/2004 4:40:03 PM)

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I did wash it, and no He didn't say a word. Am i a bad sub for not telling Him everything i do?



um, yes. Not a bad sub, but a bad in general. Tooth brushes are kinda personal.

Would you like it if he said, "last week I used your tooth brush on my prostate, sorry."

Did you see the Seinfeld ep. where he accidentally dropped his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet?



proudsub -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (5/21/2004 8:13:41 PM)

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You know, they have those little motorized toothbrushes now...is that what you were talking about, proudsub? They are quite fun...grinssssssssssss


Yes [;)]



Jasmyn -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (6/8/2004 12:35:34 AM)

While the merits of suggesting oral sex over sexual intercourse are debated worldwide, our medias feed kids pop bullshit...music videos, reality programmes...this is where they are learning about 'sex'...yesterday PlayBoy & Penthouse, today the Bachelor & MTV...swings and round abouts ... its in society, parents, concerned authorities giving children/teens sound and balanced views on what they are seeing.

There is no simple answer, or right or wrong answer... giving children, wish I could say teens, but nah, society has made it possible that children are needing to have this imagery clarified...kinda freaky to think that the excuse you use of 'oh Daddy was just giving Mummy a massage' when caught in the act no longer holds much creedance ...



Sinergy -> RE: Oral sex Lessons for our kids? (6/8/2004 7:12:35 PM)

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And no more morning breath either!


What exactly does one call that breath then? Personally, I love that particular breath having my coffee after, ummm, waking up my partner.

On a more serious note, the problem with giving oral sex lessons to our kids is similar to the problem we have with topics such as Old Guard, slave vs. submissive, etc. Everybody has a different opinion about what SHOULD be done, and many are too intolerant of the opinions of others to sit down and figure out a lesson plan.

Sinergy



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