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tramplemenc -> Prison (3/2/2005 11:21:16 AM)
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A man escapes from prison, where he has been incarcerated for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a
young married couple in bed together.
He orders the husband out of bed, and ties him to a chair. After
tying the wife to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then
gets up, and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guys
an escaped convict, just look at his clothes! He has probably spent lots
of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever
he tells you. Satisfy him, no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
strong, honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you too."
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