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tramplemenc -> Try to Explain (3/2/2005 11:24:32 AM)
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> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
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> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
> the light.
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> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
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> She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
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> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
> romantic session, she turned on the lights.
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> She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
> pleasure device... a vibrator!
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> Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
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> She went completely ballistic.
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> "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
> me all of these years?
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> You better explain yourself!"
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> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
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> "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." [sm=lol.gif]
>
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