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MizSuz -> Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:42:42 AM)

Ok, I just made a post to yet another thread regarding professional domination in which I said "Can't we start an all new male subs to cm are whiny bitches thread" and it occured to me that perhaps it's time to do a little bitching and whining of our own.

So I'll start with - you guest it - Why do so many first time, male sub posters whine about pro domination?  What's up with that?  Do they not have the capacity to understand that the world isn't waiting with baited breath to provide their kink to them (for free)?  I think not.  I suppose it's just easier to be a walking victim mired in self rightous indignation (we all have to get our personal power somewhere - even if it's just an illusion).

2.  I fucking hate the Y/you convention. What's up with that?  Someone please pronounce that for me.  Yeah yeah yeah, I know that your dominant wants it.  It doesn't mean I like slogging through it to get your point.  In fact, I won't slog through it to get your point because I find that sort of writing to be pointless. 

3.  Third person speech.  What's up with that? It's just as irritating as the Y/you convention.  It's not really even third person.  "This girl" "this one" yada yada - you're talking about  yourself so it's not really third person.   Can't you find a more creative and/ or original way to be objectified?

4.  Proclaiming to the world that your relationship sucks.  What's up with that?  You already know it sucks or you wouldn't be posting about it.  So we all must put on our compassion hat and play along with the attention getting behavior so you don't have to deal with the fact that you've made a poor choice or four?  Get over it and do something about it or STFU and wallow in what you made.

5.  Whining about not being able to find what you're looking for.  What's up with that?  Do you think whining is going to make you more attractive?  Turn on that internal mirror, for god's sake, and you might get a better glimpse of why you're having trouble.

Please folks, do feel free to post your "What's up with that?" thoughts here.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:46:24 AM)

condoms...whats up with that?...you loose all feeling and you end up with a ever so lovely bag o' cum...eewwwe



LaTigresse -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:51:27 AM)

Stomach viruses. You loose 10 pounds in 24 hours, end up weak as a newborn kitten and body parts hurt that should never hurt. The only bonus is a 4 day (so far) weekend. 



MizSuz -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:51:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

condoms...whats up with that?...you loose all feeling and you end up with a ever so lovely bag o' cum...eewwwe


Ha!  Try freezing them and then using the contents as suppositories on the originator.



desertdancer -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:54:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

condoms...whats up with that?...you loose all feeling and you end up with a ever so lovely bag o' cum...eewwwe


Thinking about condoms..why don't they make XXX Large ones? What's up with that? Some poor guy has to suffer, stuffing his oversized maleness into a to tiny plastic bit only to have it break.  I mean come OO-oon people, what's up with that, huh?



MizSuz -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:55:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Stomach viruses. You loose 10 pounds in 24 hours, end up weak as a newborn kitten and body parts hurt that should never hurt. The only bonus is a 4 day (so far) weekend.


Ewwww.  I do hope you feel better soon.



mnottertail -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:55:48 AM)

Why do so many ProDommes start with the number 2 instead of the number 1 when enumerating paragraphs?


LOL (and XO)

WhineyBitchBoy



MizSuz -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:58:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Why do so many ProDommes start with the number 2 instead of the number 1 when enumerating paragraphs?


LOL (and XO)

WhineyBitchBoy


<grin>  I knew I could count on you, WBB, to miss the obvious.  [;)]



onestandingstill -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 8:59:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MizSuz

Please folks, do feel free to post your "What's up with that?" thoughts here.



I think you're being very cynical and judgmental. You also don't seem to accept others as human thus prone to less than perfectionism.
That's what I think is up with that.
Sorry to fuss at you, but honestly that's what I think after reading your post.
suzanne



onestandingstill -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:01:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

condoms...whats up with that?...you loose all feeling and you end up with a ever so lovely bag o' cum...eewwwe


Thinking about condoms..why don't they make XXX Large ones? What's up with that? Some poor guy has to suffer, stuffing his oversized maleness into a to tiny plastic bit only to have it break.  I mean come OO-oon people, what's up with that, huh?


GO to condoms.com. They not only make XXX condoms, they also have a measuring kit they send out and make ones just to fit that person no matter what the size for a normal and reasonable price.
suzanne



MizSuz -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:04:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: onestandingstill

I think you're being very cynical and judgmental. You also don't seem to accept others as human thus prone to less than perfectionism.
That's what I think is up with that.
Sorry to fuss at you, but honestly that's what I think after reading your post.
suzanne


I don't feel fussed at, but thank you for the apology anyway.

I am cynical, but you say it like it's a bad thing.  As for judgemental, perhaps - but I can live with it, too.

That's what's up with that.



domiguy -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:04:45 AM)

1) What's up with the whiny pro domme  *******  (changed so I would not have to have another heart to heart with moderator eleven)  that complain about whiny sub men? When will they realize that the customer is "always right." ....There is another thread about a (pro?) domme wondering how many times will she allow someone to "stand her up"?....probably as many times as it takes to get paid!

2)What's up with the uniform...Is it possible to be dominant and shop at the GAP?...lol.

3) I once knew this guy who was upset with his relationship...was actually looking for a woman who was more of the "model" type who loved pain, to fuck,suck,eat pussy...do what she was told,never complain,work overtime so her Dom could spend more time fishing, with friends,finding her a sister subbie...on and on.(Domiguy,once again, staring at computer screen waiting for "New Messages.")

4) Domiguy looks straight into "internal" mirror...sees heart, as black as coal....or are those my lungs? (might want to stop smoking)

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.



mnottertail -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:07:11 AM)

1 post willies, been a member for  anywhere from 1 day to 5 years, come out here and bitch about they did all the stuff, the webcam, the on your knees and type bitch, the this the that, ain't come out here and searched a fucking thing, aint come out here or out where they lived and participate in the goings on at all, and want to out somebody that fucked em.

Once you have all the equally whiny submissives wailing about how they understand and perhaps the OP should think of it this way or that way....

Off they go to fuck it up again, and we cycle 'em about every 4-6 months, you look at their posting history and thats it, April, I got fucked, June, I got fucked, October I got fucked......well, maybe if you are so unrealistic and don't care to keep tabs on reality and have a little background before you dive, you should just get fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Ron

Oh, yeah--- What's up with that?



MaryT -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:12:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Thinking about condoms...


I read awhile back that a spray-on condom was on the market.  Sounds a bit messy ...

Why is sex so messy anyway?  What's up with that?



LaTigresse -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:15:15 AM)

Oh nooooooo, the evil germs have taken away my ability to decipher Ron's posts.

Now that is something to fucking bitch about...........



MizSuz -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:15:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

1) What's up with the whiny pro domme  *******  (changed so I would not have to have another heart to heart with moderator eleven)  that complain about whiny sub men? When will they realize that the customer is "always right." ....There is another thread about a (pro?) domme wondering how many times will she allow someone to "stand her up"?....probably as many times as it takes to get paid!


Can't answer that as I don't know what the ******** means.


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

2)What's up with the uniform...Is it possible to be dominant and shop at the GAP?...lol.


<grin>  Nope.

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

3) I once knew this guy who was upset with his relationship...was actually looking for a woman who was more of the "model" type who loved pain, to fuck,suck,eat pussy...do what she was told,never complain,work overtime so her Dom could spend more time fishing, with friends,finding her a sister subbie...on and on.(Domiguy,once again, staring at computer screen waiting for "New Messages.")


Good luck to you with that.

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

4) Domiguy looks straight into "internal" mirror...sees heart, as black as coal....or are those my lungs? (might want to stop smoking)


I stop February 9, 2007.  Care to join me?  As for the black heart, according to some other posters you and I are birds of a feather.  Ain't it great?



MizSuz -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:17:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Off they go to fuck it up again, and we cycle 'em about every 4-6 months, you look at their posting history and thats it, April, I got fucked, June, I got fucked, October I got fucked......well, maybe if you are so unrealistic and don't care to keep tabs on reality and have a little background before you dive, you should just get fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, yeah--- What's up with that?



Will you have any kisses with that fuck, sir?



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:17:59 AM)

I think we need a nice, kinky group hug.

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mnottertail -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:18:57 AM)

What's up with that?



domiguy -> RE: Whiny Bitches - What's Up With That? (1/23/2007 9:19:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Stomach viruses. You loose 10 pounds in 24 hours, end up weak as a newborn kitten and body parts hurt that should never hurt. The only bonus is a 4 day (so far) weekend. 


Poor Domiguy had stomach flu ten days ago....puked for the first eight hours straight....poo poo'ed water for  4 (four) days straight....Bunch of pals/gals O'Domiguys also sick....takes five days to get over...poor Domi butt hole was bleeding(too much information) from over use....made me almost empathize with lil' sub susie(almost).

Regained strength and punished her for allowing me to get sick.

Take care you will be up and floggin' in no time!

Link about this dreadful flu:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2007-01-08-stomach-bug_x.htm
out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.



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