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This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 10:07:04 AM

Nosathro

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greetings

I was going through my emails this morning and this from another BDSM group was sent to me. After reading I thought of all of you.

Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the heck up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F_____ Y ____ !

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

I wish you well

Nosathro

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 10:11:37 AM

LadyEllen

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loud sigh....!

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 10:26:50 AM

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Whatever

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 10:53:29 AM

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Fine!

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 3:25:07 PM

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Don't worry about it, I got it.

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 3:31:26 PM

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Ahhh no finer truths have been typed.

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 4:06:00 PM

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Why would this remind you of us Mistresses? In fact as I read this it reminds me of alot of things men have said to me. So I guess that works both ways? Funny how that happens. Must because of the fact we are both of the same species.

Good Luck,
~Lashra

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 10:01:59 PM

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*Loudly sighs*
but Whatever! M

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 10:13:39 PM

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That's okay. No, really. It's okay.

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RE: This is ssssooooo true! - 1/24/2007 10:32:57 PM

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Allow me to add...

"Can you help me with..." - means: "Do this for me"
"It's not you, it's me" - means: "Of course it's you"
"It's your decision" - means: "I've already told you"
"We need to talk" - means: "I'm going to complain"
"We're not communicating" - means: "You're not listening"
"I just want to see other people" - means: "I've been cheating on you for months"
"Do I look fat in this..." - means: "Tell me I'm beautiful, or ELSE!"

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And to be fair...

He says: "You're the only girl for me" - means: "Wow, is that your sister?"
He says: "I want to know you better" - means: "We should have sex"
He says: "I miss you so much" - means: "There's no clean dishes left"
He says: "Do you love me?" - means: "Man, are you going to kill me for this"
He says: "I'll call you" - means: "You call that a BJ?"
He says: "What girl? I didn't notice" - means: "Guess who you get to be tonight?"
He says: "I just want to be friends" - means: "You're sister is cuter"
He says: "I've learned a lot from you" - means: "I've already got all your friends numbers"

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