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twicehappy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 10:23:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...that's a roger on the Sandeman...

one niner niner, be advised we will need several cases, and some sterno for when that runs out...........

Toungless Leader


You are not supposed to put your tongue on the pump when it is below freezing. Haven't I taught you anything?


Good to see you survived the initial attack Mnottertail. I'd take LaTigresse's advice to heart if i were you.
 
Hang in there while i put out an all points bulletin for a selfless subbie who will offer you a place to thaw out that tongue.




desertdancer -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 10:34:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

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ORIGINAL: badpaliden

OOps !!!  Better call in the Mike force of Leather Lassis to counter the lesbian attack! [:-]


I was thinking we need to assign LaTigresse to HQ asap so she can Domme them into order!
 
After they are captured she can use them to pick apples and make applesauce.


Dadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I fly in with cape billowing........"did someone call?"



.... "Did someone call?" LaTigress's warm yet purring voice called though a  door barely on it's hinges, she knocked gingerly, to afraid it would crash inwards otherwise. Her dark eyes sparkling with laughter in the low kentucky evening light

"Oh silly me" She thought to herself as she realized all the inhabints inside were mute and possibly dumb.  "They can't hear you silly." She muttered under her breath as she turned the rusted handle and pushed the door open. Her nose wrinkling at the slightly musty scent of old litter boxes, unwashed bodies and trash that had not been emptied in days greeted her tender senses, she quietly steped into the hallway.  Latigress ran soft finger tips down her cloak, soothing it closer to her body as to not dirty it, she let her eyes become adjusted to the low light, and watched the dust particals float through the air.

"I'm here, my pets.  Super Dommie is here to save the day" She called out.  Her head tilting to the side, she let her ears perk as she thought she heard something.  "What is that?"  She thought as she took another step into the house.

Her eyes squinting in concentration, she keened her senses home, listening to what could only be a tap, tap tapping.

"Is anyone home?" She called out, only to be responded to by four solid taping sounds.

"Oh yes." She thought, that makles sense as they only tap yes and no's.

Shrugging her slight yet curvy shoulders, she calmly walked the rest of the way into the house, ignoring the damp moldy feeling, she made her way into the kitchen only to be greeted with a sink full of dirty dishes, a counter that hadden't been wiped down in hell knew how long, and the scuttering of bugs that she didnt want a closer look to identify.

"Hmmm..." LaTigress thought at the empty kitchen.  Her voicewarm yet loud she called out.  "You can come out, no need to hide, I am here to help you."

Taking a step forward LaTigress froze, completely still as her booted foot hit something soft, yet wet, almost making her slid on the floor, she peered down her lithe leg, only to have her nose wrinkle up in distress.  "What on earth?!  Is that?.... Nooo-ooo it can't be a huge hairball?"  Fighting the erge to vomit, Latigress remembered that the poor slaves had had their tongues replaced with feline tongues, which caused embarrassing hair balls.


Meanwhile, a man paced the tiny area of his cell, twenty steps from one wall then twenty steps back to his lice ridden cot.  His dark eyes narrowing, he listened to the click click clicking of what could only be high heels on a cold concrete floor.  His lips tilting up into a slick smile, he ran his fingers through his oil shinny hair, smoothing it back into place as he turned towards the bars.

"Miss, Grey, how good it is to ..."he ran his hungy gaze down her well taiolored body, stopping at her breasts before meeting her eyes.  ..."see you agian.  I hope you have good news for me."  He purred through the bars.

Jenny grey, was young and fresh out of law school, she couldn't believe her luck at landing such an intresting case.  Her pouty lips smiling she soothed down her borrowed woman's business suit.  She knew she was charming in her tailored skirt, even if it was a little too short and her dark navy blue blazer that made her blue eyes sparkle just a little bit more.

"Ahhh, yes I believe I do, John.  I believe I do....."







Wulfchyld -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 10:51:55 AM)

What happened to the balding wookie?

Where is the lightsaber duel?




LaTigresse -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 11:22:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

What happened to the balding wookie?

Where is the lightsaber duel?


The balding wookie I sent to N.Gent for his canibalistic urges, and the lightsaber duel is going on in the "Old Guard" thread.

Oh, would someone throw a canvas over the cage with the oily dude, he creeps me out. And I need a slave to clean up on isle 5..........hairballs are not good for leather boots.




dawntreader -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 11:28:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

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Who is getting married?!
With all the cancer, broken bones, traumatic stress, co-op fuel and missing tongues, i must have missed the engagement and wedding plans before the eminent death of someones father. Is it the father that sold the slaves or is it another father? i think a family tree would be good about now so i can keep up with who is who!


Ha!  I was thinking the same thing.  So much drama.  This is one of the nuttier threads I've seen.


i so agree!!!! But i have a whacked sense of humor and this has been most entertaining!! i do hope he tells us who is getting married though - i really want to know![8|]




dawntreader -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 11:34:50 AM)

desertdancer,
 
     please keep going! The suspense will kill me! This is good so far
 :-)




NWDomDommeCpl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 4:24:40 PM)

I apologise for the use of such large caps.I didnt realise they were so huge until I saw the comments.
 
The trouble is this thread is like a drug, you can't give up looking...just to see the next instalment and all its hilarious contents...
 
We now have a wedding,but we don't know who is the bride and groom. if its  a sister to the owner,brother to the sister of the mothers father
 
Even I can't stop coming back to have a look.




polyamorous -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 4:27:21 PM)

   It would appear to me it is one of the dieing man's relatives trying to rush their wedding so he will be able to see it happen. Hell I am not there to even know every detail. That is why I started this thread, I never considered long distance poly before and had it dumped in my lap. They all have Profiles here now, Becky's is more unique, she had more access to a computer. I think they actually copied  their sister's profiles, well you can't copy and paste in collarme profiles as far ass I know. Each had added a bit about themselves but all seemed to like the basic profile, I expect them to start keeping a journal as best they can with limited internet access. All list my hometown and last name, all have agreed to go to court and to take my last name in real life. I not only own but feel love toward my slaves and they are family not just tools to be used, warn out and trashed. I am sorry if my lifestyle offends anyone on here. I know it does my mother or I'd move the RN in to care for her, after her father passes and she has had time to morn that is, but my mother would never allow it.




Wulfchyld -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 4:27:34 PM)

I am pretty sure the reception is going to be held in the tail of some comet.




NWDomDommeCpl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 4:35:10 PM)

Are you sure that shouldn't read comic instead.....lol




dawntreader -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 4:45:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NWDomDommeCpl

The trouble is this thread is like a drug, you can't give up looking...just to see the next instalment and all its hilarious contents...
 
We now have a wedding,but we don't know who is the bride and groom. if its  a sister to the owner,brother to the sister of the mothers father
 
Even I can't stop coming back to have a look.


i know the feeling! i am hooked!




SilentSpirit55 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 5:01:20 PM)

i'm sue a mute slave    who was   with a very evil  master  he went to  the exstrems  of this life  now i'm with my sister and her  new  Master this is not fake  so little mine will think it is  sorry to dispoint you but i'm real... and the life i lived was real ... have a nice night ...




mnottertail -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 5:03:53 PM)

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
quiet, you fucking guys---
you'll give away my position,
Three Seven Bravo, this is rodshiner to base...
have contacted locals---
they appear speechless--

Apparently the entire county is in on the entire performance---
Sherriff Quigley while out looking for deer shiners
found 4
I say again 4
Marihuana smokers,
they were immediately arrested
and the official word from the whitehouse
through a whitehouse newsmans spokesmans aide,
i repeat
through a whitehouse newsmans spokesmans aide;
'They are jailed'

I am lying next to a barb wire fence
they have tongues rotting in the sun on it,
it appears to be a warning to the insurgents---
Hold on---- somebody pooted!!!!!

Oh, jesus, they're 'horrid they are---

Don't Don't Don't
GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK.

Run for your fuckin' lives!!!!!!

Oh tragedy, oh the humanity!!!!!


Send in some air cover here!!!  People are dying here, you bastards!!!!!







GirlWithInk -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 5:06:47 PM)

Awe. Sheer awe. It's like Christmas, finding this thread! I've been giggling myself silly for the last hour.




cjenny -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 5:11:58 PM)

Aw jeez. I skipped a day and now I've totally lost my place. Who is doing what to whom now?
Another condensed post would be oh so welcome *winning smile cuz she really doesn't want to try and find where she left off*




SpiritualJewl55 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 5:27:32 PM)

i'm jewl  one of the slave who were being talked  about  well  we are real  things happen and sometime we don't  plan them but they do  and when  it does  it doesnit mean somone lieing  befor you pass jugment  fine out the truth  have a good  day ....
 slave jewl




mnottertail -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 5:46:05 PM)

Tell me now,

isn't it true that only a year ago, you were cutting sugarcane?

Groucho Marx




Rurouni -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 6:03:47 PM)

Well this thread has officially blown my mind.  Bravo i say bravo.   Though i would add some explosions, arch nemesis, and comic relief side kicks.




Gailforce55 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 6:05:36 PM)

i'm  real as they  can get  i'm a slave  who  is owned and  happy with  my  Master  and My Sisters sue and jewl  we  could  really care less if   you  all   think we are real are not  for one i don't  cause i never  meet  any of you  and i'm happy  with my  family  jug not for  you shall  be jug in the same jugment  ... thank  you
 slave gail




Wulfchyld -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/6/2007 6:10:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SilentSpirit55

i'm sue a mute slave    who was   with a very evil  master  he went to  the exstrems  of this life  now i'm with my sister and her  new  Master this is not fake  so little mine will think it is  sorry to dispoint you but i'm real... and the life i lived was real ... have a nice night ...


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ORIGINAL: SpirtualJewl55
i'm jewl  one of the slave who were being talked  about  well  we are real  things happen and sometime we don't  plan them but they do  and when  it does  it doesnit mean somone lieing  befor you pass jugment  fine out the truth  have a good  day ....
slave jewl


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ORIGINAL: Gailforce55
i'm  real as they  can get  i'm a slave  who  is owned and  happy with  my  Master  and My Sisters sue and jewl  we  could  really care less if   you  all   think we are real are not  for one i don't  cause i never  meet  any of you  and i'm happy  with my  family  jug not for  you shall  be jug in the same jugment  ... thank  you
slave gail


Do they have the same gimped keyboard or are they clones?

The world may never know.






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