LotusSong
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From: Domme Emeritus
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Loving husband Jeff was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told
him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Jeff got up really early before work. When his
wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window,
and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and
took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Jeff is not yet able to have visitors.
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