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Top 10 Bushisms - 3/3/2005 11:40:44 PM

fencerpet19

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Hello all! I got these in an email. And whether you voted for him or not, they're just downright funny! Enjoy:

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." -LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

7) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

6) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

5) "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." -Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." -Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

3) "They misunderestimated me." -Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

2) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" -Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

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Many a true word spoken in Bush ... - 3/4/2005 12:05:41 AM

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1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

ROFLMAO ... sissy now officially declares this thread open for conspiracy theories, hee, hee, hee ....

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RE: Many a true word spoken in Bush ... - 12/27/2010 11:57:41 AM

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Was it really a mistake when Quayle said, "A mind is a terrible thing?" Between W and Palin, I'm starting to think the Republicans really don't want their candidates to have functional minds. If Opie (from "FAmily Guy," not from "Andy Griffith") were a real person, they would probably put him on the ticket for 2012.

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RE: Many a true word spoken in Bush ... - 12/27/2010 5:38:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: badboymichael

Was it really a mistake when Quayle said, "A mind is a terrible thing?" Between W and Palin, I'm starting to think the Republicans really don't want their candidates to have functional minds. If Opie (from "FAmily Guy," not from "Andy Griffith") were a real person, they would probably put him on the ticket for 2012.

I think they have some (repeat SOME) awesome ideas but I, personally, think the Republicans dont want their voters to have functional minds

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