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Engineering specs - 3/4/2005 11:23:43 AM   
mistoferin


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Does the statement, "We've always done it that way" ring any bells?

1. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4
feet, 8.5 inches. That's an odd number, don't you think? Why was that
gauge used? Because that's the way they built railroads in England, and
English expatriates built the US Railroads. Why did the English build
them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same
people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they
used. Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built
the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building
wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Okay! Why did the wagons have
that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other
spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance
roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who
built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long
distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The roads have
been used ever since. And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots
formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of
destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial
Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. The United
States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the
original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. And
bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a
specification and wonder what horse's ass came up with it, you may be
exactly right, because the Imperial Roman war chariots were made just
wide enough to accommodate the back ends of two war horses. Now the
twist to the story...

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two
big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These
are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at
their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have
preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by
train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the
factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains. The SRBs had
to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the
railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as
wide as two horses' behinds. So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of
what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was
determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.
And you thought being a Horse's Ass wasn't important


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RE: Engineering specs - 3/4/2005 11:38:50 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of
what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was
determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.




i like this a lot.
so i don't mean to be picky, but.....
i think you mean two HUNDRED years ago. Two thousand years ago Jesus supposibly walked the face of th earth.


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RE: Engineering specs - 3/4/2005 11:57:53 AM   
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quote:

so i don't mean to be picky, but.....
i think you mean two HUNDRED years ago. Two thousand years ago Jesus supposibly walked the face of th earth.


If you go back and read it , it is all based on the width of two horses asses for Roman war chariots...that would be 2,000 yrs ago. At any rate, I didn't write it, it was an email I received that had no author named.

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RE: Engineering specs - 3/6/2005 7:30:17 AM   
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Erin,
I appoligize. You are right. I was at work and read most of the post when my boss walked in my office. i minimized the screen, and after a while i brought it up again and responded...lesson learned !!
again i appoligize....
C

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RE: Engineering specs - 3/6/2005 7:32:15 AM   
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Not a problem, I'm really glad you enjoyed it!

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RE: Engineering compromises - 3/6/2005 11:13:41 AM   
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quote:

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass.

LMAO ... thanks for posting that, erin. The hallmark of great humor is that it contains both a high degree of truth and plausibility as well as a fanciful and absurd consequence or imagery, and that article had both. Engineering is all about making the compromises necessary to make theoretical science and technology adapt to the real world and real life. As some wag put it, it's where the rubber meets the blue sky. Engineering is not simply the unfettered deployment of the latest technological innovation as many people imagine, but is instead confined by all kinds of limitations such as available capital, international standards conformance, the quantities of existing (and still useful) legacy equipment, health and safety requirements, HFE (human factors engineering), etc. The article astutely demonstrated exactly how existing standards, existing technical know-how, existing labor and transportation resources, existing manufacturing plant capability, and legacy equipment all seriously constrain and determine how the next technical leap forward actually gets implemented in reality. The space shuttle is indeed limited by the design of the Roman two-horse chariot, and this "chain of compromise" can probably be chased back even further !

They say that you cannot make everybody happy all of the time, but good engineering is actually all about trying to do exactly that. That is also the goal of many submissives, although many other submissives will be quick to point out that their personal goal is to satisfy one, and only one, other person, their Master or Mistress. sissy Suspects that a high proportion of engineers (a predominantly male occupation) are also submissive males. Ultimately, most engineers are detail / quality/ service oriented males that only wish to apply their intelligence and creativity to please their financial masters (a.k.a. corporate employers, the ultimate provider of the high tech gizmos and labs that engineers need in order to "do their thing"). Presumably, at home behind closed doors, they similarly enjoy utilizing these same personality traits in order to please their sexual and intimate life partners / SOs / Wives / Mistresses.

Curtsies,

sissy maid lola





*** edited to modify initial post icon from a LOL face, since this was in the end a serious post ***

< Message edited by sissymaidlola -- 3/6/2005 2:04:51 PM >


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RE: Engineering specs - 3/6/2005 4:17:14 PM   
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Jeez- the next time I have the urge to call someone a horse's ass I think I'll go with something else.

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RE: Engineering specs - 3/6/2005 8:44:05 PM   
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Thaks, erin,
you absolutely made my day with this one!
Timothy

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RE: Engineering specs - 3/6/2005 8:47:32 PM   
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quote:

you absolutely made my day with this one!


Well good then.....so glad i could help!

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