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This would work .... (coffee down, please) - 1/28/2007 11:26:17 AM

LotusSong

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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane…

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link:

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

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RE: This would work .... (coffee down, please) - 1/28/2007 12:04:51 PM

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And then prepare to be accosted by some severely pissed off air marshalls. LMAO

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RE: This would work .... (coffee down, please) - 1/28/2007 12:55:54 PM

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And then prepare to be accosted by some severely pissed off air marshalls. LMAO

... and a humorless bunch they are! I wonder what it says at the top of the screen?

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RE: This would work .... (coffee down, please) - 1/28/2007 1:00:53 PM

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My Arabic is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure it roughly translates to, "If you can read this, you are too close."

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RE: This would work .... (coffee down, please) - 1/28/2007 6:04:11 PM

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Thanks for the warning about the coffee --- roflmao

This will also work very well on the light rail......

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