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Michael Jackson Joke - 3/5/2005 3:28:07 AM

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What kind of salad dressing causes distress in small children?

Neverland ranch

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/5/2005 1:36:00 PM

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Q: What's the difference between a plastic shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

A: Nothing. Both are dangerous for children to play with.

*rimshot*

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/5/2005 4:15:21 PM

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What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael
Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Micheal Jackson is a pedofile.

What Is the difference between Louis Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Actually there are three. Louis Armstrong was a talented musician. Louis Armstrong stayed black. Louis Armstrong blew the trumpet.

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/5/2005 6:29:35 PM

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They'll be here all week, folks!!!

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/6/2005 3:33:51 AM

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The Pope heard of Michael Jackson's pedophile trial. Michael Jackson best change his ways or the Catholic church will give him his own parish.

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/7/2005 1:57:09 PM

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Did you hear that Michael Jackson ask the judge for postponement while he entertained the troops? He was talking of Cub Scout troops, but...

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/7/2005 2:53:21 PM

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That is unfair and this little Catholic takes it rather personally

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/8/2005 3:58:00 PM

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What's Jackson's favorite part about doing twenty eight year olds?

That there's twenty of them.

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RE: Michael Jackson Joke - 3/8/2005 6:16:58 PM

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I'm not sure how many people noticed this.

In the documentary (wheveritwascalled) where Elizabeth Taylor spoke in defense of Jackson she was asked what his favorite film of hers was. She replied "White Cliffs of Dover"

Um, Liz, you were EIGHT YEARS OLD in that!

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