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Peyton Manning had a good career, retired, and died. In heaven God showed him around. He took him to a little bungalow with a faded Colts flag over the door.
“THIS MY SON SHALL BE YOUR HOUSE”, said God in block capitals. “DO NOT LOOK ASKANCE ON THE HONOR BESTOWED UPON THEE, FOR ONLY THE MOST HONORED SOULS GET A HOUSE.”
God was leading Peyton up the walkway and Peyton saw in the distance a three-story mansion made out of red and blue marble. All the windows had shades with the Patriots logo and outside was a fifty-foot flagpole with a Patriots banner on it.
“God,” asked Peyton, “I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but I was in multiple every pro-bowl, I won multiple MVP’s, I hold almost every passing record there is, and I am in the Hall of Fame; why does Tom Brady get a bigger house than mine?”
God laughed a caring laugh and said unto him, “BE NOT JEALOUS OF TOM BRADY FOR THAT IS NOT HIS HOUSE. VERILY, IT IS MY HOUSE.”
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