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I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 6:47:15 PM

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leather and rope and a flogger.....

Erin?

Hehehehe, just wanted to bring a smile to your face.

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 6:51:04 PM

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You are a sadistic, sadistic man!

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 6:53:38 PM

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Your point?

This is a surprise to you?

(masculine giggle)

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 6:58:44 PM

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Oh what a terrible thing for a Gentleman to do to a lady.
(especially when He knows exactly what He is doing)
left to my own devices(Good thing I have lots of devices

)

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:11:10 PM

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leather and rope and a flogger.....

We're on our way.

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:24:03 PM

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The more the merrier proud.

Imagines Erin tying herself up tonight......

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:33:20 PM

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Imagines Erin tying herself up tonight......

What an odd visual that was! (I can see it now as I slither helplessly across the floor tangled in a rat's nest of hopeless knots to dial 911 with my nose. Oh and yes ma'am, I know this will sound odd but could you please tell the firemen to bring popcorn.)

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:35:44 PM

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Ok, that made me laugh.

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:39:54 PM

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Ha!

I dispatched for a 911 PSAP before.. would not be the strangest thing I have heard... sadly.

My all time favorite was when a guy called 911 from a payphone to ask if we could find him a place to stay the night, since he just spent all his money bonding himself out of jail. He could have stayed the night in jail and got breakfast in the morning! But, no popcorn

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:41:01 PM

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Ok, that made me laugh.

I'm so glad you would see this predicament as funny! (Review my first answer to this post....lol) Oh what to do?....What to do?

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:45:35 PM

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I'm sure you will find something to amuse yourself Erin.

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:45:42 PM

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My all time favorite was when a guy called 911 from a payphone to ask if we could find him a place to stay the night, since he just spent all his money bonding himself out of jail. He could have stayed the night in jail and got breakfast in the morning! But, no popcorn

Too funny! My son's girlfriend dispatched for awhile and one night she had a lady call in who was hysterical. She was requesting an ambulance immediately. Upon further questioning it was revealed that the "emergency" was that she had been having sex with her boyfriend and that his condom had come off inside of her and they could not retrieve it!

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:47:09 PM

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I'm sure you will find something to amuse yourself Erin.

Oh I'm sure (*sigh*)

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:47:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Too funny! My son's girlfriend dispatched for awhile and one night she had a lady call in who was hysterical. She was requesting an ambulance immediately. Upon further questioning it was revealed that the "emergency" was that she had been having sex with her boyfriend and that his condom had come off inside of her and they could not retrieve it!

*rolls up his sleeves and prepares to dive in* (you hear a loud speaker in the background..."Dive Dive Dive!!!!")

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 7:48:27 PM

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Hey, I've become very familiar with my hand of late.

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/5/2005 11:10:35 PM

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I was really bored one evening and I couldn't find anything to do that entertained me so I turned on the telly and watched for a while. I channel surfed until I found a program on about emergency calls.

One man had gotten his er... naughty bits caught in a jar of some sort.

A teen got her hand stuck in the toilet trying to retrieve a condom her boyfriend had tried to flush. (Her parents didn't approve of him or premarital sex!)

You can find all sorts of fun things on late at night/early in the a.m.

I found naughty adult telly and turned it off without thinking to change the channel. I fell asleep on the couch and woke about half an hour later hearing the television. Dad had gotten up and was watching it - making crude comments, laughing to himself about bimbos and implants. That became a rather odd night when he and I played the Spot the Fake Breasts game for the next two hours.

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RE: I've got popcorn and..... - 3/6/2005 2:39:46 AM

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Hahahahaha! This is sucha great post! you guys are hysterical!

Funny story, my friend's dad is a gynecologist and had a patient one night who would not stop bleeding down there (not menstrual) ... after some searching, he retrieved a press-on nail. It turned out the woman and her female partner had been having quite a bit of fun the night before. Sure brings new meaning to the phrase "getting nailed"... (bad joke I know) lol
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