I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place

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seekstofasn8adom -> I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 11:00:48 AM)
Hee hee.[:D].As there are so many sinners in this world.So when they die all these sinners,will go to hell but at least hell will be a fun place to hang out whereas heaven will be empty.lol.

MasterFireMaam -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 11:42:56 AM)
Pimp my handbasket! http://masterfiremaam.com/PimpMyHandbasket.jpg (original image by me...feel free to share, but try to not use the bandwidth, k? In other words, download it, don't link to it.) Master Fire

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 12:05:32 PM)
yeah yeah yeah I'm going to live forever then because Heaven don't want me either and Hell is afraid I'll take over LOL

barbiealto -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 12:51:19 PM)
ah but what classes as a sinner? I am such a good Domme I am classed as an angel!

mnottertail -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 1:11:54 PM)
Just make sure everybody keeps their fuckin lawn mowed. Mr. GreenJeans

missturbation -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 2:31:34 PM)
Heaven - hell - its all the same to me i will be running amok amok amok. [;)]

LadyEllen -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 4:41:05 PM)
I believe that should there be a heaven along Christian lines, that we would all be surprised at who we might find there and even more amazed at who would not be there. (not one of mine I'm afraid; paraphrased from some clerical figure I heard. But true IMO) E

petdave -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/1/2007 7:37:41 PM)
"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing" - i forget who "Go to heaven for the climate; hell for the company" - can't remember that one either "Where are we going, and why am i in this handbasket" - pretty sure that was a bumper sticker, although it was on a car, not a handbasket, which is kind of strange. Who puts stickers on a handbasket, anyway? Do they even make handbaskets anymore? Do they offer any advantages over a backpack? i mean, on the one hand, i would think that a backpack would be less flammable than a handbasket, which could be an advantage in your traditional fire 'n' brimstone hell, and they're kinda sporty. On the other hand, i can't help but picture the handbasket as having a nice red velvet pillow in it for the decadent hell-bound souls to relax on. Hell with it.

ElectraGlide -> RE: I hope when i die i go to hell as heaven will be such a lonely place (2/3/2007 12:24:55 AM)
What is it with all the hell quetions lately lol. When I go to hell I will be armed with Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden Cds. I will show Lucifer how to rock. By the way where the hell is hell? Same question about Heaven, where is it ? You think the Space Shuttle or that broken most of the time Hubble Telescope would of found Heaven by now. They must be big places there has to be Billions of people there by now. Sounds like some pretty good science fiction to me. Turn on the TV news, Hell is on earth.

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